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First off, I just wanted to say, a good number of these confessions make my ovaries go boom. I read them and go ‘Thank goodness these characters are not actually real or I would have serious competition. And I might actually die were they physical.’

January 16, 2016

I’m glad you are enjoying yourself, mio caro. I agree that if these men, and women, were real all of us would have a serious problem restraining ourselves! But, that’s why we work hard keeping this place up and running, so you can share your burdens with us.

~Claudia

Miscellaneous

For which assassin do you guys receive the greatest number of confessions?

January 15, 2016

Grazie for your question, anon! We were curious about this, too. We had to use a third party script that counts the tags to figure this answer out. Currently, our reigning King of Dirty Confessions is Connor (as expected ;D) The current Top 5 are:

1) Ratonhnhaké:ton / Connor Kenway
2) Ezio Auditore
3) Altair Ibn-La’Ahad
4) Edward Kenway
5) Jacob Frye

DACS Greatest Hits, Miscellaneous

NOAH WATTS HAS ACKNOWLEDGED THE EXISTENCE OF THIS BLOG?! I’m physically restraining myself from losing my shit because there are people around and how do I tell them I’m losing my goddamn mind because a guy who voices one of my favorite characters from a video game series has found out about a blog where people share dirty secrets. Is he okay? Are you guys okay? AM I OKAY? (not really, but i’ll live)

January 15, 2016

thenoahwatts:

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

On the surface it may seem that we mostly had our wits together, but inwardly we were all

I’m personally still reeling from this earth-shaking revelation, but as long as there won’t be any more shocking news until this week ends we shall be okay. Mostly.

I can only hope Noah is taking this better than we all do (´๑•_•๑)

~ Signora Paola (who feels paranoid and thinks this isn’t done yet~)

Whatever blows your hair back

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~ Signora Paola (someone send her a Phoenix Down please)

DACS Greatest Hits, Miscellaneous

Having Noah and Paul finding this blog was better than Christmas Day 🌚

January 15, 2016

I can’t even begin to imagine what would happen should they ever entertain these.

Maybe the end of the AC fandom as we know it.

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~ Signora Paola (who won’t be able to cancel this apocalypse)

DACS Greatest Hits, Miscellaneous

NOAH WATTS HAS ACKNOWLEDGED THE EXISTENCE OF THIS BLOG?! I’m physically restraining myself from losing my shit because there are people around and how do I tell them I’m losing my goddamn mind because a guy who voices one of my favorite characters from a video game series has found out about a blog where people share dirty secrets. Is he okay? Are you guys okay? AM I OKAY? (not really, but i’ll live)

January 14, 2016

On the surface it may seem that we mostly had our wits together, but inwardly we were all

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I’m personally still reeling from this earth-shaking revelation, but as long as there won’t be any more shocking news until this week ends we shall be okay. Mostly.

I can only hope Noah is taking this better than we all do (´๑•_•๑)

~ Signora Paola (who feels paranoid and thinks this isn’t done yet~)

Miscellaneous

I feel like I accomplished something when I see a confession that was mine

January 14, 2016
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I do wonder which among our long-time patrons have the most confessions and/or have the most popular confessions. We have our Porn Star Status to track which confessions are the most popular, but sadly we will never know which among you should be crowned our supreme leader.

~ Signora Paola

DACS Greatest Hits, Miscellaneous

Noah watts if your listening, you do me the great honour if you did a podcast and make a bunch of sexy Conner noises and possibly read a few confessions of him on here 😳👌🏽😜💦

January 13, 2016
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Between this and that other message the AC fandom may well implode in on itself if these two very fine gentlemen would accept this challenge.

~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

Not a confession but I’m interested have you ever recieved hate messages? Not major complains but rather angry and hateful ones? I can’t imagine it, and still…?

January 13, 2016

Oh, we’ve had a fair share, but we chose not to publish them. We do get a lot of messages (with pictures!) from porn blogs though, asking us to follow them. Comes naturally with the territory, of course. If only they were Assassin porn blogs, though…

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