This thrill of seen your confession posted and people liking and talking about it is pretty intense. I just love sharing your dirty little secrets!
~Claudia
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Not a confession, I just wanted to say I discovered this blog not that long ago while desperately searching for AC pr0n- I MEAN FANFICS (xD) and it fueled my already numerous sexual fantasies about the characters (especially Connor) <3 I love it so much!
January 30, 2016You naughty thing! I’m glad you found us! I hope you also share your dirty thoughts with us, mio caro!
~Claudia
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Not a confession but an opinion regarding on this blog’s polls going public. I think whoever did it wasn’t doing anything bad. In fact, I think they were trying to help out maybe something like that? At least they didn’t told the community the TRUE purpose of the polls. ;) I think the poll going public will help boosts more votes. :)
January 30, 2016Honestly, I’m a little uncomfortable at how some people are being misled to think that these are actually serious character polls. We could make a Best Character Ever poll and even go all out and limit everything by browser cookies and IP addresses, but considering that this is a dirty confessions blog and not a general fandom blog it just seems really out of place.
Anyway, that beside the point the polls are really meant for entertainment and nothing more so I’m not going to really focus on this much. 🙂
~ Signora Paola
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Just a personal question before I- ahmm- answer to my dirty thoughts, are all of these anonymously posted?
January 30, 2016It depends on each person. Some people send confessions anonymously and we post them like that. Other send in confessions publicly and we tag them in the description of each edit. Continue with you dirty thoughts, mio caro! (Share them with us, if you please).
~Claudia
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Who didn’t use this blog as a sex material? Be honest :D I think we all did because how can you resist the charm of these men (and women)? They were created by high heavens for our entertainment, the other thing is HOW we entertain ourselves. 😈 It’s okay to sin in such way ’cause YOLO! 😄
January 30, 2016
As one of the ladies who goes through your confessions and edits them I may have needed to stop for a moment and take a, uhh, break every once in a while.
~ Signora Paola
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This place is basically all my resources for fantasising about Connor… Thanks for it all 🌚
January 30, 2016
Prego, anon! I admit the confessions regarding our beloved Connor are rather intense and an excellent source of sweet dreams…
~Claudia
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I dunno whether to laugh or cry because on the Assassin’s Creed Council website, someone has reposted some of your most recent polls. They (and commenters) seem to think the polls indicate which character is the most awesome/popular. I don’t have the heart to tell them about the true, sensual purpose of the polls …
January 29, 2016Huh. I could inform them of the true purpose, but it would expose more of our sinning and…
The thing is though, someone linked it to them. Someone who saw it from this blog. We’re not advertising the polls anywhere else and I don’t think PollDaddy has a specific search function.
So, clearly, someone saw it on this blog and decided to link it somewhere else and most likely pass it off as Best Character Ever™ poll.
If you’re that person and you’re reading this post, I’m not mad, just a little confused as to why you would do that. :O
~ Signora Paola
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I would be lying if I said that I haven’t used this blog as wanking material more than once…. *hides in corner*
January 29, 2016My dear anon, please do continue fueling your imagination with this blog, we are honored! Don’t hide, I too use this blog to… release some stress.
~Claudia
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Not a confession. After reading that stripper post, please send Connor to resuscitate me because I am dead.
January 29, 2016
Oh, mio caro! I’m sure Connor wouldn’t mind resuscitating you, after all he is such a gentleman; so giving and ready to serve… Have fun you two!
~Claudia
Oh, anon, this is a question that we cannot answer with finality! It is tough to choose, honestly.
Perhaps this should be the topic of our next dirty polls. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola