I couldn’t have put it better myself. Grazie for your motivational message, @madamretto!
~ Signora Paola
Miscellaneous
Not a confession, but the only reason why I haven’t already sent my dirty fantasies is that my english isn’t perfect. It’s my second language and so I’m afraid that I can’t express my fantasies the right way. So I’m asking a little help here…
February 10, 2016English is my second language as well, we had many confessors, that spoke other mother tongues but English and the ladies (since I am currently not an editor) try their best to correct confessions and put them without big mistakes on their edits!
Just send your confession in, we will take care about it 😉
-Sister Teodora
Dear anon, let me assure you that it is perfectly okay if your English isn’t perfect. English isn’t my native language, too, and frankly I wish I could just write an entire confession in my native language because it perfectly encapsulates my feelings about something especially when it’s a dirty one whoo boy
As Sister Teodora said, we do our best to correct any grammatical mistakes that a confession has. So please don’t be afraid! We’ll be more than happy to help out. 🙂
~ Signora Paola
Miscellaneous
I’ll admit, non-anon and relating to the post about why we post anonymously, personally that as someone who hasn’t had a proper boyfriend/intimate contact with anyone ever that writing the confessions sometimes make me nervous and embarrassed that I think these things and that I haven’t done them ever. I’m not nervous about who I am or anything but of what I write about fictional characters that I have never experience in real life. I loved the message you sent though anon, I really did! ☺️
February 10, 2016A reply for the lovely anon, that sent the loveliest message!
I must admit, sweet thing, that I as well never had a proper boyfriend/intimate contact with anyone else, yet I am still an admin of this blog with my fellow ladies. No one should be afraid or ashamed of confessing to our blog even if you are a ‘virgin’ or inexperienced. That shouldn’t be a barrier!
-Sister Teodora.
Miscellaneous
I wrote this anonymously because I don’t want attention but please can you post this because it bothers me for quite a while. Tell me, other dear anons, why are you so shy to post smth dirty on the dirty blog? YOU POST THIS ANONYMOUSLY, so what’s the deal? Will you friends find out who you are or you afraid of some bad comments? As far as I know it really rear that someone says smth not very nice about confession. Please, just submit your confs or stories anonymously already! :D Don’t be shy! :)
February 10, 2016Sweetheart, be assured, that this place is safe and there’s no need to turn on the anon-button, if you write such a wonderful, motivational and sweet message like this!
Please, everyone, who follows the blog (or not) and did not confess yet:
Do it!
That’s what the anon-button is for! 😉
-Sister Teodora
My dear anon… I understand your encouraging words and trust me, I take them to heart, but sometimes people are just shy and simply prefer to enjoy the confessions of others. Of course, I encourage anyone who’s been feeling shy to send us a confession, but if you don’t send one we won’t mind at all.
Thank you for lovely words, amore!
~Claudia
Miscellaneous
This isn’t really a confession but I absolutely love your blog. I even sent in the dove in the Rooks Cage for the secluded haystack page. You guys helped me release my inner fantasy and I have a fanfic that I am putting on my blog. I LOVE YOU!!!
February 10, 2016
-Sister Teodora.
Miscellaneous
Due to the amount of people fainting and needing to be resuscitated I suggest an assassin ambulance
February 10, 2016
Imagine us being the fairy and you being Link.
This is probably our current emergency state which will continue existing until… well forever. Since the podcast was uploaded by Loomer.
-Sister Teodora.
Miscellaneous, Secluded Haystack
Not a confession. The mod who confessed about Connor hunting them got my creative juices going. Is it alright if I write a smutty story about it and send it in via haystack?
February 10, 2016Yepp, as long, as it meets our guidelines on our main blog, we will accept any story for the Secluded Haystack. Remember to not overdo the 2.000 characters per story.
-Sister Teodora
As the mod that posted the confession, you have my full consent to write a VERY detailed extended confession. I would deeply appreciate it.
Grazie!
~Claudia
Miscellaneous
It would be a treat if the assassins did some of the old spice commercials
February 10, 2016
-Sister Teodora, who leaves this gif without a note.
Miscellaneous
Just the other day my eyes really opened: Claudia is a BEAUTIFUL woman. I would love to share sweet lady kisses with her.
February 10, 2016
Oh, amore… It’s been a while since I’ve gotten any compliments with all the attention the boys have been having. I appreciate them, mio caro.
Grazie mille for your compliment~
~Claudia
A shy anonimo who very much loves those “giving Jacob a hickey” and “perving over Jacob’s neck” confessions sent these to us as a gift. <3
