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i need to see more evie frye in here!!! there are waaay too many males here and we lesbians get sad!!!

February 14, 2016

Believe me, my friend, I’d want to see more women being featured in the confessions here. And please, if you have your own Evie confession to share, send it to us!

~ Signora Paola

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Happy Valentine’s Day girls! I hope I get lucky with Jacob Frye tonight. Wish me luck. XD

February 14, 2016

Considering the very… lively activity he has gotten for the past several weeks, perhaps it’d be better to share him. After all –

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I daresay Mister Frye’s little black book is filled to the brim this Valentine’s.

Love,
~ Signora Paola (who isn’t sure if she should watch the chaos or join in)

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February 14, 2016

The beautiful and luscious Dita Von Teese, burlesque performer, model, and overall queen. ♥️♥️♥️

~ Signora Paola (who owns a few of her books ;D)

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A Valentine’s Day poem for you lovely ladies and this blog: Roses are red This blog’s the best My fav entirely To hell with the rest!

February 14, 2016

♡´・ᴗ・`♡

Too cute can’t handle

-Sister Teodora

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Aww, your poem is too sweet! Grazie di cuore, my friend!

Love,
~ Signora Paola


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Grazie, mi amore! Hope you have a fun day too!

~Claudia


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Grazie, caro Dolcezza ♡ Hoping today brings you all your heart desires.

Baci,
~ Fiora

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February 14, 2016

⃛<3 ヾ(๑❛ ▿ ◠๑ )

Thanks a lot babes, have a lovely Valentines Day as well! ♡(ŐωŐ人)

(And yes, Anon, i think we’d love to be your Valentines 😉

-Sister Teodora

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Really I need to ask you something: how did you came up with the idea of this dirtyasscreedsecrets stuff and what do you think about the fact that Paul amos knows about this blog and even likes it?

February 14, 2016

Well, our former Signora Paola (known as haytham-senpai here on tumblr) founded this blog with the idea of some kind of gathering point for the lovely fans of the AC Fandom and their sinful thoughts.

Dirty -insertsomething- Confession blogs aren’t rare, every (bigger) fandom has one and so it happened, that Assassin’s Creed as well got one.

Regarding the Paul-Amos-Thing: It’s cool.

As long, as he enjoys our content, we’re cool, I think.

-Sister Teodora.

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Fortunately it was one who’d heard some of the weird stories from my friends’ misadventures, so I was able to tell her that it was an really bad and inappropriate joke from one of them. Moral of the story; don’t tumblr and retail, kiddos.

February 13, 2016
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What an impressive save, amore! You must be careful when you’re sinning, but never stop from doing it!

~Claudia

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Anon who posted the confession about Jacob in the carriage here! Uh- I noticed that you posted it while I was on break at work and had a coworker ask if I was ok. Apparently my face rivaled my uniform in redness. Whoops!

February 13, 2016
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Oh, dear! Well… what DID you tell your coworker? After such a confession, I would have been quite red myself.

~Claudia