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So I’m trying to write my first AC fic and I was wondering if any historians in the fandom know if fragrance/cologne existed in the assassin’s lives? Maybe not in Altair’s days but I was thinking maybe back in Jacob’s day?

February 6, 2017

idiotgangleader:

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

Hello there, sweetheart!

According to my information fragance/cologne/perfume exist since B.C. !
It was actually used by the Ancient Egypts back in ye olde days and was called Kyphi. They used almonds, coriander, myrtle, bergamot and several desert flowers for the scent.

Between the 16th and 17th century scents in several forms were used to cover up unpleasant smell from unfrequent bathing. It was a luxury to obtain perfume and it was extremely expensive.

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In the 18th century France, Sicily and Italy were growing aromatic plants to provide the growing perfume industry with raw materials. The use of perfume was exclusively for the rich and not the poor people and surely not for pleasantries. Covering up smells and distracting from visual blemishes were the first and only use for it. In rare occasions perfume bottles surely get stolen by thieves 😉

I hope this information helps you to write your fanfiction!

-Sister Teodora

PS: I am not a historical expert, so please correct me if I am wrong.

During the 19th century perfume was becoming more popular among the poorer classes but certainly weren’t up to quality in comparison to the more expensive stuff that the rich used.

Men’s fragrances for the middle to lower classes included herbs from teas such as bergamot and orange peels, and also fragrances made from redistilled alcohol which could be obtained by any pharmacist.

By the Victorian Era, hygiene had improved considerably as people finally figured out that bathing was good for you (before they thought it was detrimental to health) but antiperspirants had yet to be invented, so people tried to cover up body odor with a plethora of fragrances.

Thanks a lot @idiotgangleader ! <3

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To all Shay lovers: I love you guys and remember… Shay loves you too. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

February 6, 2017

the-fashionable-assassin:

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

You know what would make this message truly epic? If it came from Steven Piovesan himself.

/o/,
~ Signora Paola

And suddenly this on my tumblr. Glad my costume is now part of the dirtyasscreedsecrets side of Tumblr. This is fame in its purest form-

Well @the-fashionable-assassin you did upload a great gift for the community and especially for the fans of S.P.C. with this gif <3 😉

-Sister Teodora

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So I’m trying to write my first AC fic and I was wondering if any historians in the fandom know if fragrance/cologne existed in the assassin’s lives? Maybe not in Altair’s days but I was thinking maybe back in Jacob’s day?

February 6, 2017

Hello there, sweetheart!

According to my information fragance/cologne/perfume exist since B.C. !
It was actually used by the Ancient Egypts back in ye olde days and was called Kyphi. They used almonds, coriander, myrtle, bergamot and several desert flowers for the scent.

Between the 16th and 17th century scents in several forms were used to cover up unpleasant smell from unfrequent bathing. It was a luxury to obtain perfume and it was extremely expensive.

image

In the 18th century France, Sicily and Italy were growing aromatic plants to provide the growing perfume industry with raw materials. The use of perfume was exclusively for the rich and not the poor people and surely not for pleasantries. Covering up smells and distracting from visual blemishes were the first and only use for it. In rare occasions perfume bottles surely get stolen by thieves 😉

I hope this information helps you to write your fanfiction!

-Sister Teodora

PS: I am not a historical expert, so please correct me if I am wrong.

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Heeeeeey. So, I remember a post about the favorite position of the characters when having sex, it was an ask the admins thingy and I’ve been searching for it all day long – but I couldn’t find it. So, I’m asking kindly, can you girls help a fellow sinner and link it for me? I’d be very grateful for this wonderful favor.

February 6, 2017

It’s over here 😉 If you want to see more of our replies to your dirty asks check out our Ask the Admins: Dirty Bits tag. 😀

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Omg what is that tv show with paul and the dick pic i need to know for reasons and by that i mean lots of sins. (also it looks quite funny) syndicate modern au springs to mind. jacob sending dick pics and evie’s like ‘jacob no’. jacob yes amiright.

February 5, 2017

The name of the TV show is Workin’ Moms 😀

It’s my sincere belief that the only time Jacob would heartily say a big fat NO is when he is dared to play first person horror games, so a definite JACOB YES to sending dick pics. 👌

~ Signora Paola

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February 5, 2017

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

When the Assassins are trying to be incognito and are failing spectacularly

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Hey, I really like your blog, and I know your all gals(as far as I know), so hear me out. I’d love you to write sometimes from the perspective of a male. I don’t know if you’ve ever done that before, but it’d be really neat. Can be male on male, male on female, just… please. Btw. would love to see a Edward/Jacob thing going on ;)

February 5, 2017

I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but you are very free to submit your own, amico mio! 😉 We know it can be difficult to write something that accurately conveys how you feel about a character (or a pairing), but we don’t judge people’s writing skills here. Some of our patrons would probably consider your request but as Sister Teodora put it – behind every confession is a person with their own desires and preferences. And our last year census results not only shows that a majority of our patrons are women, but they’re also heterosexuals. Some people can write in the perspective of someone with a different gender and sexual orientation, but I understand completely if most are unable to.

Again, I highly encourage our male patrons to join and confess! Please don’t be intimidated by the sheer number of our female patrons. We always welcome variety and more male-writer confessions. ♥

~ Signora Paola

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*Sees Jacob* *Wheezes*

February 5, 2017

You know what treats that? MORE JACOB

Although… the side effect is your ovaries possibly reacting

For that, I have no treatment. I’m sorry. 😜

~ Signora Paola