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okay so you ladies discussed how you thought the assassins (and two templars) would perform oral sex but how about Élise? for your lovely gay followers who cant get enough of her ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

February 21, 2016

Hello, my friend! I’m very sorry, but when we started answering these asks we really only had the playable characters in mind. I didn’t include Haytham initially, but then we remembered that he did share nearly half of AC3 with Connor.

Why the limitation? Because it’s never going to stop (other people would likely request for more) and we’re going to end up, well, ‘servicing’ the other characters as well. And truthfully, we can’t answer all of these asks with so many characters! D8

I’m very sorry to disappoint you, but we also have our limits. ;^_^ Thank you for understanding! ♥️

~ Signora Paola

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My stars, I think i may require a cold shower myself after reading that kiss list… Jacob can kiss me like that anytime /lies down/

February 21, 2016
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So happy to know that you enjoyed it, my friend. (“⌒∇⌒”)

~ Signora Paola

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i am attempting to find all of the things you have done that include headcanons that include the ladies of as since i am gay (actually bi) af and i adore that little headcanons things you have done. if you have any more, please tell me

February 21, 2016

Well, to be fair we’ve been sharing these headcanons recently, due to popular demand. We keep track of them with the Ask the Admins: Dirty Bits & Ask the Admins: Sweet Bits tags, though they’re not many including the girls as we would like. We hope to keep adding more in the future, provided our patrons ask for our opinions.

Have fun!
~Claudia

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Hello Girls! I just wanted to leave a message just to declare my sincere and eternal love for this blog (because sexuality is nothing to be ashamed, actually). You girls are doing an amazing work in this blog, it’s perfect!. I love it and it’s one of my favorites in tumblr. I still have a great fun reading the confessions, especially those regarding my beloved Ezio and my beloved Jacob. So, forgive my english and keep the good job. Best regards from Chile, ciao bellas :)

February 21, 2016

Ciao, mia bella! Your English is perfectly fine, my dear! I’m glad you have been enjoying yourself with the confessions about Signore Frye and mio fratello, Ezio. Hope you send your own soon!

Gracias por tus palabras,
~Claudia

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*faints* Whoever anon asked about where the Assassins would like to touch/kiss, you are amazing! And the lovely ladies who answered this just made me… Oh my gosh! I just had a nosebleed! Please excuse me! *blushes really hard*

February 21, 2016
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Glad you liked it, amico mio! I was quite disappointed with myself because I couldn’t write something coherent, so I really hope the GIFs were okay. ♥️

~ Signora Paola

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Hello, my lovely ladies!! I read that someone was asking for the confession about the vampire twins, and I must to confess that I did it. But, thank YOU, for give the courage to put my name in my next confessions. Oh my.. I will regret for this later

February 20, 2016

Prego, amore! I’m glad you had the courage to come forward after such a hot confession! All of us hope to receive your confessions soon, so get those dirty thoughts flowing, my dear!

~Claudia

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Can I just say THANK YOU to the anon who wrote that vampire confession? Ah, I wish I knew who you are, dear, in order to hug you <3 What a great fantasy! And I even think about writing a drabble regarding this confession. Don’t know whether I will submit it here or not, cause writing big English stories is hell for me :D But nevertheless if you don’t mind I will gladly do it! You gave me inspiration, mon ami :) You shouldn’t be ashamed to post such a good confession non-anonymously next time! ;)

February 20, 2016

Just imagine vampiric Frye twins stalking the rooftops at night to find their next meal~

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~ Signora Paola (who would make a fanart of this if she had the time)

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I was at a bookstore today and I saw this huge book on glamour by Dita Von Teese (I believe that’s her name), and the only reason I even noticed it and picked it up was because you guys mentioned her. From what I could tell from a very brief skim (the book was heavy and hard to hold), she seems very glamorous and just an all-around icon. Just felt like sharing with you guys.

February 19, 2016

Ah, yes! La bella Dita Von Teese! She’s truly one of our examples to follow!

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I’m glad you got to know her by us! She’s truly an icon of glamour and sensuality. Her books are very good, too!

~Claudia

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This blog is going to be the death of me I swear to god 😂 but I wouldn’t have it any other way! I love this so much, I’m checking back every 10 minutes for any updates. It feels like we’re a family; a huge, perverted, sexually ambiguous family 😂 keep doing what you’re doing ladies! ❤️💋

February 16, 2016
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Oh, mio caro, thank you for your kind words. I’m happy this blog of ours makes you happy and fills you with excitement. I do think we’re like a family: we learn new things, we share and we love each other… Una grande famiglia felice!

Grazie ancora, tesoro!
~Claudia