This blog was founded by tumblr user @haytham-senpai , who was our first Signora Paola. The reason for this blog was merely the fact, that every big fandom has a dirty-secrets blog and Assassin’s Creed was in need in one.
So here we are!
Tadah!
-Sister Teodora.
Not at all, amore! Being a burlesque performer is an art that requires discipline, dedication, and a positive mental attitude towards your body and yourself. Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t do it! If you want to be a glamorous, famous and talented burlesque performer, you have to put your mind, body and soul to it. Go for it, I’m sure you’ll do just fine!
~Claudia
Oh, yes, that confession was… piccante e caldo! I don’t blame you for feeling all hot and bothered while reading it, I mean that image of Shay I chose had the intention of… heating your blood.
Prego, amore, keep up with the dirty fantasies!
~Claudia
I’m glad you found this page, amore! To see people that share your fantasies or that inspire you is the best feeling ever, and one of the reasons we have this blog.
Signore Frye appreciates your constant attention, my dear!
Grazie mille for your lovely words!
~Claudia
It’s all thanks to this confession ;D
I’m SO sorry, my friend, but like I said in my response to the one requesting for Elise we have pretty much limited our responses to these asks to the playable characters in the franchise. We will very much welcome other people’s headcanons, though, and we’ll even make a special tag for it. ♥️
Grazie!
~ Signora Paola
We would consider it a failure if nobody has the urge to sin every once in a while when visiting this bordello. 😉
And thank you so much for your kind words! We wonder sometimes what good would it do to us to run this blog, but it is comments like yours and knowing that we made your day a little better that make everything so worthwhile. (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و
Grazie!
~ Signora Paola
Every time an Assassin (or a Templar) is summoned in someone’s sexual fantasies our power grows and only whets our insatiable appetite to be more sinful when we answer those asks
~ Signora Paola
Always a pleasure, my friend! It is truly our greatest aspiration to keep this bordello safe and the place to go to when you need to relax and unwind from the stresses of daily life. ;D
Molto grazie!
~ Signora Paola
