Oh! Well, don’t mind me as I walk over here right on the corner and let you kids have some private time

~ Signora Paola
Oh! Well, don’t mind me as I walk over here right on the corner and let you kids have some private time

~ Signora Paola

Always a pleasure to hear from one of our grateful and wonderful patrons! ♥️ And please pay no heed to those people who poke fun at you, my friend! They don’t know what they’re missing. Years from now, you’d likely end up having the last laugh when you discover their own confusion because they fell in love with ‘a bunch of pixels’ themselves. ;D
Molte grazie!
~ Signora Paola
//throws confetti
Please don’t die!!! ; 7 ;
I think Signore Watts doesn’t want you to die either!
-Sister Teodora, whos currently addicted to confetti…

Yepp. I really like Claudia’s brother, even if he tried to touch my bossom~
-Sister Teodora.
Ah, sì! Mio fratello has always been quite popular around here… I’ll be sure to let him know, amore!

~Claudia

Very good, very good! Shame is something we do not know here at the DACS.
-Sister Teodora.
Well, I’ll just be off my way then. You kids have fun and play nice now~

~ Signora Paola

Now, now, it’ll be all right, my friend. You are completely safe here and, well, if they are also an Assassin’s Creed fan perhaps they may find the need to confess their own sins as well. ;D
I mean, it could be worse. It could be someone who provided the voice for one of the most-lusted characters in the blog–oh wait. Never mind.
~ Signora Paola
Be careful, my dear anon, or you’d find yourself inundated with marriage proposals
~ Signora Paola
To our valued patrons,
Mia cara Claudia has fixed much of our tags which is no mean feat as we have over 3,000 posts! Please send her your love and gratitude. ♥️
One thing that she has noticed while fixing the tags is the tag count for each character. Right now, the Top 10 are:
1) Connor – 466
2) Jacob – 305
3) Ezio – 250
4) Altair – 194
5) Edward – 159
6) Haytham – 102
7) Evie – 99
8) Arno – 88
9) Shay – 66
10) Malik – 60
Now, I’m not sure if you remember that a while ago I posted this detailing who was on the Top 5. Not much has changed except that Jacob managed to go from 5 to 2 in a month. Connor should start guarding his top spot or his 3-year-reign is in danger. ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ
That said, we have added a new tag in the tags page called Detected AKA Senpai Has Noticed You. I don’t really think this needs an explanation. ;D
Grazie!
~ Signora Paola
