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To the anon asking for dirty puns: Auditore really makes the girls wezio! I want Evie to eat me out, but she’s so hot she might frye my eggs! Careful with Desmond, he’s so big you might get a bleeding effect! And Cesare’s in general great in bed!

March 6, 2016
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You’ve got to wonder who among the Assassins/Templars would be the worst offender of Dad Jokes.

~ Signora Paola

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So I’ve been mulling over an idea for some time and I feel like this blog/fandom is a good place to start. Last September there was, apparently, a “Self-Insert Day” in some fandoms. Now, I have always liked self-insert fanfic/art so I was pretty stoked about this day. My thought is, though, why only one day? Let’s make a “Self-Insert September!” A whole month of fans creating self-insert work to celebrate their love of their fandoms. The Secluded Haystack already is a great venue for such works.

March 6, 2016
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Sounds like a great idea, my friend! We will certainly support this kind of event even if it’s not all dirty.

Now, I’m not sure if this bordello would be the most appropriate avenue to start this (as it would entail that only dirty works should be accepted), so anyone who wishes to start this on September will have our full support. ♥️

~ Signora Paola

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Reading all the sins submitted by people on your blog makes me feel sinful🌚. I’m a female but this questions my sexuality at times since I have interest in males and suddenly having interest in females lately too because of Evie Frye. 😟😦

March 5, 2016

If you do feel sinful, the we’re doing our job correctly, amore! That’s the whole point of our little blog. Now, about your sexuality, remember never be afraid of the curiosity you feel, mia cara, it’s natural and while it can be something that can pass it can also help you discover your true self.

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~Claudia

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Here is a random question, what do you think the Assassin’s gender preferences are…

March 5, 2016

I may not speak for the other ladies, but sexuality and preferences is a very heavy and sensitive topic on tumblr, so I’d (at least) prefer not to reply to this message. Maybe I’m wrong and my fellow ladies would love to reply to this?

-Sister Teodora.

I find that this is tricky for me to answer as well. I’m rather wary of doing personal headcanons of a character’s sexuality (in the same way that I’m wary of being passionate with shipping and OTPs). I hope you understand, my dear anon.

~ Signora Paola

While we do have canon information regarding certain assassini, I also, prefer not to answer as to respect people’s personal headcanons regarding the sexual preferences of a character. I hope you understand and if you have any other question for us, do send it in!

~Claudia

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To the writer of Lycanthrope Jacob. I definitely would not mind if he looked like that. Like Signora Paola, I am also in the Mass Effect fandom and have read many fics of Shepard having sex with her alien bird husband, Garrus. Go for it!

March 5, 2016

Garrus, you say? 8D

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~ Signora Paola (who’s more of a Thane fan, but Garrus makes her all tingly – especially with that voice goddamn)

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March 5, 2016

I personally would, my friend. This is coming from someone who’s also in the Mass Effect fandom, so reading about sex with humanoid/bipedal creatures is not strange to me. 😉

~ Signora Paola

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First Paul, and now Noah. Do you think any of the other voice actors for our favorite assassins will come across the confessions, or your blog?

March 5, 2016

I will be more surprised if they haven’t yet, frankly.

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~ Signora Paola