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February 14, 2017

King Jacob’s court is open now. On your hands and knees, subjects!


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Amazing work, @th3morrigan! I highly approve of this. *clears throat* Everyone, please form an orderly line to give tribute to his majesty.

~ Signora Paola

P.S. To our patrons who need context for this~

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Hi! Do you guys think we can get Noah Watts to read one of the Connor confessions out loud? I think it would be amazing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I was hoping you guys could signal boost the idea

February 13, 2017

thenoahwatts:

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

*clears throat*

@thenoahwatts what do you reckon? May we get one confession?

Pretty please?

Which confession?

Oh my goodness, I really wasn’t expecting this! 😱 Connor has over 700 confessions to his name, so it’s going to be tough to decide which one. Perhaps our patrons could link their favourite?

(Again, please don’t be forced to do it if you don’t want to, Mr. Watts! We realise we’re asking too great of a favour from you ;^_^)

~ Signora Paola

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I’m so glad to see people confessing after looking through the British Filth blog since I confessed to picturing Jacob in Sharing Cock. But one still hasn’t gotten its due appreciation and that’s the Headmaster’s Office audio. Change it to Grandmaster’s Office and you’ve got a sinfully delicious ride as Haytham’s pupil while he ‘punishes’ you for your wanton behavior. We’ve all been very bad, Mr. Kenway.

February 13, 2017

We thank you for sharing that blog with us! And I believe many of our patrons would like to thank you, too. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

I’m not sure if you’ve seen it yet, but one of our patrons has confessed about Haytham that mentions the same audio clip here. There is something so delicious about a Headmaster Haytham, isn’t there? I’d gladly pretend to be a schoolgirl to get a taste of that. 😏

~ Signora Paola

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I freaking love this site! If I have to guess how many times I visit it during the day, I would say about ten times. Per an hour. Yes, I’m addicted, but this is a healthy kind of addiction, right?

February 13, 2017

We love you, anon. But as they say – too much of something is bad for you. So we recommend that while you’re not here sinning with us, please sin with your Assassin or Templar and think those glorious dirty thoughts  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

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All hail Jacob Frye, the proud king of dirty asscreed confessions!

February 13, 2017
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Oh, now I really want an artwork of him sitting on a throne with, like, over a thousand “subjects” fawning over him. He’s not wearing anything but a crown maybe, and he has that smug smirk on his face

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~ Signora Paola

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For the updated confession list, I’ll need to up my Crawford Starrick game to get him higher 😉😉

February 13, 2017
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Oh, I am expecting it, my dear! I do wonder if Mr. Starrick would be able to unseat Haytham from his current place. Two dignified British men fighting for domination hmmm 😏

~ Signora Paola

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What’s with all the sudden rise in these Shay confessions? Not gonna complain a bit though; by all means, I say, keep ’em cumming

February 13, 2017

As the one who’s been editing all of these confessions, I’ve asked that question several times. 😉 However, it hasn’t come close to my disbelief and annoyance during the first month of Syndicate when we were literally receiving 10+ confessions about Jacob per day.

That said, I’m pretty sure the rise has something to do with a certain “defense squad” rallying in these parts. Don’t take it from me, though. I’m just an observer. 😎

~ Signora Paola

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I wanted to thank you lovely people for the edit of my confession on Edward’s dick attack. I submitted it, but you perfected it. I laughed so hard I had tears streaming down my face. Molto bene! Grazie.

February 12, 2017

(The confession is here to any of our patrons who haven’t seen it yet!)

Always a pleasure, amico mio! Your confession was such a joy to work with! Certainly, this blog is full of sin and sexy shenanigans, but we also love it when we receive hilarious one-liner confessions such as yours. It reminds me personally why I love doing edits. ;D

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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Oh, how I wish that Steven Piovesan could read some of the Shay confessions with Shay’s voice. I think that alone would be enough to put a baby in me. XD

February 10, 2017

Perhaps someone who is active on Twitter and is following him can nudge him a little towards the right direction (ie., here)? 😉

~ Signora Paola

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The idea of Jacob terrified playing something like PT to me is reminiscent of Andy Farrant from OutsideXbox. I see a new AU: Jacob as Andy, jumping out of his skin at everything. Evie as Jane, sometimes jumping, mostly laughing at Jacob’s reactions. Henry as Mike, cool, calm and totally collected in the face of jumpscares.

February 7, 2017

Oh, you made me watch their PT playthrough! Indeed, I can clearly imagine Jacob being the “scaredy-cat” of the three, cursing up a storm at jumpscares, and occasionally throwing the controller at the screen. One wonders why he’s always the one who keeps playing these scary games when Henry doesn’t even bat an eyelash whilst Evie’s the one who’s coaching her brother it’s because Jacob wants to prove he’s totally not a coward dammit

I do get the feeling that Jacob being scared is part act (I think he’d eventually get used to scary games anyway). Why? Because he wants the viewers to “baby” him, offer him virtual hugs and kisses. And if you’re his significant other he’d come crying and shaking like a leaf to your room because he knows you’d offer to “soothe his soul,” if you get my drift. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

P.S. Now I want an AU with all the Assassins and Templars having their own YouTube channels. Who’s the top players in YouTube gaming? Who’s the YouTube make-up guru? Who’s the YouTube cook? Who’s the one who just vlogs about their life? SO MANY QUESTIONS.