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Hi Ezio! I don’t know if you received my question but just in case you didn’t: Signore, I’m just curious what the story is behind ‘the face’ [( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)] and what makes it so perfetto. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know it’s a silly question, but I see ‘the face’ used around here a lot.

April 2, 2016

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ahh yes the face~

To be honest, it’s sort of an inside joke between me and my role-playing friends, and it just…kind of spilled over to how I manage this blog, eheh. The story goes like this:

We happen to stumble upon one of those poorly written Ezio drabbles, and in the scene, Ezio and some OC kiss each other–and just the way it was written was so bad, we couldn’t help but laugh. And the moment Ezio pulled away, he whispered, “Perfecto….”

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Okay first of all, that’s the WRONG LANGUAGE LMAAAAOOOOOO

Second of all, it’s…

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It’s not:

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As for the ‘face’? It just…somehow kinda found its way into that crazy madness, and so now we just end up calling it the ‘Perfecto face’ instead of ‘Le Lenny Face’ lol. And we use it every time now we find something…

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~ Signore Ezio

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Sometimes I feel a bit awkward with everyone with their sex life n stuff and then there’s me, the shy asexual of doom

March 31, 2016

aww! That’s okay–I really only care about my own and fictional characters. To be quite honest, I personally find it repulsive for me to ever have casual sex with someone. Sure it’s easy to imagine with fictional people, but with people in real life? It makes me uncomfortable. Even if I wasn’t religious, I would find it uncomfortable anyway–I’d do the dirty with only someone I trust and know on a very, very deep level. Does that make me demisexual or something? Idk. All those labels just overwhelm me sometimes.

All I know is–I’m just here to perv out on sexy characters. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

– Ezio!mod

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Omg the gifs are from Boardwalk Empire 😍😍 I completely agree. Though I imagine Haytham as Arnold Rothstein (Boardwalk Empire version) :) All of you should take a look

March 31, 2016

For anyone wondering, it’s this post that this reply is referring to: [x]

Thank you

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Hmm now that you’ve said it, yeah I do agree. I did kind of write the part for Edward to be generous with his cash, like Nucky lol. Although I think I did mean for him to be the Nucky guy instead of Haytham and forgot to edit that post before I published it…I did answer that question at 3 in the morning @_@. I can see how he can more like Nucky now, aside from that and trying to start up a boozer operation in Florida and Cuba. I mean Edward was kind of unfaithful to Caroline while he was in the Caribbean, and so was Nucky to Margaret after he married her.

I still think Haytham is more likely to own a nightclub than Edward, but he will be very suave about it…like Arnold. Ah yes, Haytham is the smooth bootlegger who spends time at the nightclub just playing pool and failing miserably at poker bwahwaha XD

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And yes, I do recommend watching Boardwalk Empire to everyone here!

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  It’s really great, and the season finale has you thinking on the edge of your seat~

– Ezio

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Not truly a confession but am I the only one around here that believes that Mariano Di Vaio would be a good choice for a portrayal of Ezio Auditore da Firenze? Both Italian, both good looking and amazingly charming. Oh! Also, for another strange reason, I’ve always fantasized Colin Farrell as Shay Cormac. Both Irish, both hot! I need the admins to tell me their opinion! Signore? Ser Ezio? :)

March 31, 2016

Let’s see

Mariano Di Vaio vs. Ezio Auditore, first:

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Now, Colin Farrel vs. Shay Cormac:

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What do our patrons think?

~Claudia

I don’t know; nothing beats Desmond Miles…

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Just give my descendant a ponytail and a hood.

– Ezio Auditore

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Okay we all know about Hemsworth and Edward Kenway, but am I the only one who thinks older Jacob looks like Hugh Jackman. Yes, I am giggling at his name.

March 30, 2016

lol xD

Sorry but when I think of Hugh Jackman, Wolverine always comes to mind lol. But I guess with the hat, he can look like Jacob/older Jacob:

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– Ezio

I APPROVE OF THIS POST

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~ Signora Paola

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I saw the Chris Hemsworth/Edward Kenway thing and I thought, how about Charlie Hunnam as Edward Kenway?

March 30, 2016

Are you the one that sent this question:

  • Not a confession, but Edward to me looks more like Charlie Hunnam from Sons Of Anarchy his real life British accent doesn’t help things either. Plus they both have real nice butts.

If you did, I’m really sorry that I accidentally deleted it, thinking that it was a dirty confession so I put it on the work-in-progress page on the admins-only blog. >_< I skimmed at the message too fast to see the *not a confession* part. *orz*

If you didn’t welp. lol disregard what I sad~

Well I’ll say…

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If Charlie gets Eddy’s tattoos then yeah, I can definitely see that~

– Ezio Auditore

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Passing by to say, bless this dirty blog and thank you ❤

March 29, 2016
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Thank you so much for your message, my friend! You have no idea how it made my day significantly better. ♥

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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Regarding asks

March 29, 2016

Miei cari,

With the popularity our blog has achieved in the last few months, nowadays we receive more messages and non-dirty asks than actual confessions. We understand the desire of our patrons to simply talk and to share silly headcanons about the Assassin’s Creed characters and we find that it is in the spirit of community to entertain these asks. We reply to these messages as this blog is still an Assassin’s Creed fan-made blog and without it, this blog would not exist.

Now, we have received some new feedback regarding the asks we answer with our headcanons, under the tag “Ask the Admins”. Since some asks are not dirty in nature, we created new tags to separate the dirty from the sweet.

#Ask the Admins: Dirty Bits –> For our dirty headcanons/opinions

#Ask the Admins: Sweet Bits –> For non-dirty headcanons/opinions.

If our non-dirty headcanons make you cringe or bore you, you’re more than welcome to blacklist/block the #Ask the Admins: Sweet Bits tag, since we are free to publish the content we desire on this blog.

Thank you as always,
~Claudia

Also, a friendly reminder and since it has been brought up:

Right now the current state of our inbox is looking very sorry and very chaotic. We have a lot more messages than normal that are more like commentary about other confessions, than messages that are actually confessions themselves. Along with that, we of course also get a never-ending influx of questions about us admins. We don’t mind our patrons being curious and wanting to get to know us more.

But it would also be nice if you guys can help make this blog what it is again by sending in some sexy fantasies of yours. If you don’t have any, that’s okay; confessions don’t have to be just about fantasies. We now accept sexy head-canons, too! Or sexy imagines for others to imagine about.

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But if you still really just want to talk to us, please do so off anon. Some of the questions we get are honestly better off being answered in private, and we are trying to keep our best for this blog to have a balance of dirty secrets and miscellaneous posts or whatever.

Also, dirty secrets about female characters are always encouraged! Ubisoft knows that they need more love. ♥

– Signore Ezio

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March 28, 2016

Thank you so much for sharing, @swag-assassin-girl! I LOVE IT! Awesome job! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و To our patrons, please watch the video here.

~ Signora Paola (who thinks, from watching that video, that Edward’s ~pirate booty~ needs a closer inspection)