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April 12, 2016

Claudia and I were talking a while ago about how frustrating it was that we would allow too much violence on our news and TV, but the mere suggestion of someone enjoying sex and their sexuality would be censored right away. I could go on and make pronouncements that this is probably one reason why any advanced alien civilisation that’s likely observing us right now wouldn’t want to deal with us, but I’m going to sound like I’m pontificating my own beliefs and I’d probably get side-eyed by many of you like Signore Frye here

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So I’ll just give you – and all our loyal patrons here – the biggest hugs.

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You are all safe here, my dears. ♥️♥️♥️

Love,
~ Signora Paola

P.S. And yes, we do have devoted lovers of Master Kenway! Just you wait, we have something brewing in the Haystack right now. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Thanks to mod Claudia on that “cover jobs” I’m totally thinking of Adéwalé as Idras Elba in a suit twirling me around on the dance floor as I have no dance skills save for ballet. Also DJ Kenway for the win! Love this blog ladies and Ezio *blows kisses to everyone*

April 10, 2016

I’m very happy you like them, amore! I did have a hard time deciding which job I should give each assassin, so I’m glad you find them to your liking.

Grazie,
~Claudia

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I love reading the very few confessions that men have sent it (or are at least for boys) and it seems that the lads have a soft spot for the Templars, hey?

April 10, 2016

Can you judge them? We got some delicious, juicy, handsome material from Ubisoft from the ‘wrong side’ of this war, no? 😉

-Sister Teodora.

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April 10, 2016

I’m actually offended SMH its good as fuck my dude

Shun the nonbeliever SHUNNNNNN

But you never know. Sometimes people who deny things fervently end up diving headfirst into that sinful oblivion ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola (who speaks from experience)

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April 8, 2016

Anonimi #1 & #2 – I want to direct both of you to our allies: Assassin’s Creed Confessions and Assassin’s Creed Imagines, since we don’t accept these sort of confessions. Also, I want to remind everyone to read our FAQ, which addresses this and other questions you might have.

Anonimo #3 – I would imagine this has to do with Malik being a side character which is not actively present through the whole game, unlike someone as Leonardo, for example. In Aveline’s case, remember the game was first released for a handheld console and later on remastered. The propaganda made for these two versions doesn’t even compare in size or range to the propaganda made for the other games. Again, if you wish to see more confessions for both characters, we ask you to send in yours. 🙂

~Claudia

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April 7, 2016

Well, well. Look who’s dominating our Porn Star Status tag

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You can almost hear Signore Frye go, “Well, naturally.”

And here is where we are issuing a challenge to you, our dearest patrons who helped Jacob gain the coveted Porn Star Overlord rank: We would like you to make a fanart celebrating this occasion. It could be humorous take or, well, something that could surely do justice to the “porn star” title. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You may submit to us or if you would rather post it in your own blog we would reblog it from you (just please remember to tag us so we would be able to see it).

Molte grazie and may this day fill you with many dirty thoughts, our beautiful sinners ♥️
~ Signora Paola

Let me also remind you that a confession reaches the Porn Star Status when it receives 69+ notes. So, it lies within you, our dearest patrons, to decide which confessions reach our most desired tag… Reblog & like your favorite confessions so they can achieve the Porn Star Status!

Happy sinning!
~Claudia

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April 6, 2016

I’m definitely not alone when I say that my thirst for Jacob is so real that close to 50% of my brain power is devoted to imagining him taking me roughly. However, I very much love the idea of taking him and just watching and hearing him break apart. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

(The confession is here for anyone who hasn’t seen it yet ;D)

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April 2, 2016

@bastianserpentarius: Sadly it was only for April Fools’ (bless food!anon gave us a lot of groceries to use for La Festa Italiana lol–as a way to ward of the…evil spirit that haunted this blog :P).

But who knows? We might have one similar for Connor’s birthday, since his birthday is coming up soon.

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April 2, 2016

@deadly-ice-storm: You’re welcome.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

And also, now that you mentioned it–we have now updated the ‘Other Dirty Confessional Blogs’ list to include the following:

Sadly neither of those are active anymore, but feel free to reblog the confessions already published!

– from everyone at Rosa in Fiore

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April 2, 2016

Here for your queue…. Luv ya!

Why thank you, @godnessoflight! 😀

MMmm yes we sure love a life-sized Connor statue. Perfetto

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

– Ezio Auditore

Is he as, ehem, massive as the real one, I wonder ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola (who is now having some flashbacks to this old Filipino comic that was turned into a movie called Machete. Imagine this Connor statue, ehem, coming alive at night 8D)

Now, if only he were the real Connor…

~Claudia