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This is actually a question because I’m a little confused. When you ladies answered the question about what the assassin’s would do if their gf was shy about love making, in the very last one with Jacob, Claudia says that he will guide you into perdition. I thought perdition was like hell? Or maybe I’m wrong? Or maybe hell is a good thing?

April 18, 2016

Well, religiously speaking, perdition is hell/eternal damnation, but what I meant was that feeling of being lost to pleasure and desire. Something that you might think is forbidden, but it feels oh so good~

Now let me tell you, amore, that sex, and everything related to it, has been seen as something evil, perverse and soul damaging for many centuries. Some people still view it like that today. We don’t think that’s true here, we believe quite the opposite! The same way we grow curious when we hear or see something we don’t know of, we grow curious when it comes to our own sexuality. Feeling aroused, needy or curious is not bad, it’s natural. That’s why we receive and post your confessions, why we answer you questions and give you guidance should you ask for it.

I hope I answered your question, dear!
~Claudia

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Why the Davenport Manor doesn’t have a bathroom.

April 16, 2016

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

jiruchan:

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

No, this doesn’t seem to be typical video game oversight of leaving bathrooms out of video games. There is actual merit as to why the Davenport Manor is absent with a proper bath and toilet:

Many European colonists objected to the Native’s use of water for bathing and drinking.

According to European religious beliefs prior to the time of the Crusades, bathing with water was considered an act of temptation causing sexual arousal. As a result, bathing was outlawed in many areas of Europe. When European colonists arrived in America and saw the Native Americans openly bathing with water, they objected to the practice and pronounced the Native Americans “heathens.” The importance of bathing for hygienic purposes was foreign to Europeans until crusading soldiers, returning from the Middle East, adopted the idea of the public bath. However, use of public baths was not widespread; to the contrary, it was reserved for the elite, who were few in number.

Source: [x]

So for all of you perverts out there that fantasize about Connor bathing butt-naked in that lake not too far from the manor…welp, you’ve had it right all along.

So the colonists never bathed.

Man, I am suddenly glad I was born in the 20th century.

The colonists did bathe, but they were more like ‘cat baths’ where they just damped themselves with a wet cloth. Along with the belief that bathing was immoral, colonists also believed that washing away all the natural oils on your body would make you vulnerable to diseases as they thought that the oils would protect them from it.

If people were literally in Connor’s shoes, they would have had to endure the stench in the cities because it was that bad. 😀

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Not a confession but I wonder if Noah Watts or Paul Amos have ever sent in a confession just for shits and giggles. I would find that hilarious.

April 15, 2016

Well, you know how sneaky these Assassins are. They could be mingling with us right now – even under the guise of another fan – and we wouldn’t even know it

~ Signora Paola

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April 13, 2016

Anonymous #1: You are very much welcome! As long as we have your support and your sins that constantly nourish us and this bordello then we shan’t be going anywhere else soon. 😉

@clehjett​ We are so happy to hear that, amico mio! It feels like you’ve levelled up from Novice to Master Assassin status, doesn’t it? 8D I think it’s safe to say that all of us had our own “humble” beginnings. Yes, even us mods! I can still remember the time when I felt so nervous submitting my first confession and I had it all written in the ask box, but it took me some time before I hit that ‘Ask’ button. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Anonymous #2: Grazie mille! Assassin’s Creed definitely has one of the most beautiful video game soundtracks out there (and Signore Ezio added a few more from Da Vinci Code because they’re very reminiscent of AC). 😀

Anonymous #3: Thank you very much! We can’t wait for your confession, my friend! ♥️

Speaking of confessions, we find that our queue is thinning out a little so I have dialled down the posting schedule from 8 times to 6 times a day. If you want the bordello to post more often, then please do send us more confessions!

Grazie!
~ Signora Paola

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So, a friend of mine gave me a homemade mug, with the AC symbol, and it was saying “Assasin’s Creed” on the handle. At first, I was kinda sad because of all that work she gave in this and there was just an spelling mistake, but when I found about the.. sins that are in every assassin… let’s just say it does not bother me at all!👍 👍

April 13, 2016
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Well, I daresay we need to shake your friend’s hand for focusing on the important bits – ass and sin( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

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I’m the one who made the “Better Conversation” and “Revolutionary Sex War” confessor. I wanted to thank you all for doing such a wonderful job.. and to everyone on this page who has helped raise those posts up. You all have boosted my self esteem and made me realize I have nothing to be ashamed of when it comes to less than innocent thoughts.

April 12, 2016

Oh, so you’re the author of such ardente confessions (here & here), huh? Well, mio caro, it seems your ‘less than innocent thoughts’ made our patrons quite… aroused. I’m glad this blog has given you so much and I hope to see your more of your confessions soon, since I do really enjoy them too!

~Claudia