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This blog really sparked my interest in Haytham, thank you for that!

May 4, 2016

You’re welcome! 😉 Truth be told, I personally never had that much interest in Haytham until now, thanks to all you lovely followers. ;P So as a treat, I am currently working on a Haytham/reader fic (60s AU–Noir-inspired, and also paying homage to the James Bond series–I hope to not disappoint!).

– Ezio Auditore

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Judging by a lot of the confessions, haystack stories, and admin answers, I’ve come to the conclusion that Jacob is constantly…ahem…’hungry’ when it comes to lovely lady parts. But what if a girl doesn’t want that? Does he have anymore dirty tricks up his sleeve to get a woman so aroused she wants to fuck him into oblivion?

May 3, 2016

I mean, there’s That Voice™, but if she doesn’t dig that FOR SHAME then

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I have long artist-type fingers, but damn Jacob’s is quite a length. Interestingly, on a whim I did a search on what long, slender fingers could mean and according to this website“Long and slim signifies more of an emotional and aggressive type of person.”

Not really a brand new information, but there ya go. We can scrutinise this further and do a complete scan of his attributes if you want~

~ Signora Paola

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May 1, 2016

[Not a confession] THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT NOT A DRILL
You can buy a replica of Jacob’s top hat. The website is emp(.)de and just put in the serial number. I’m sorry if this goes against any rules I just wanted to let you guys know


For all your cosplaying needs and/or if you just want to look suave like Jacob~

(Although I did have rather amusing mental images thanks to that “hut” typo: Jacob Frye’s Hut: We Might Need More Than A Hut To House His Harem. Or to add to our food porn fiesta: Jacob’s Hut: Call Our Hotline Now And Order Jacob’s Special 18″ Sausage P-zza)

~ Signora Paola


But seriously… I can totally imagine Signore Jacob Frye being the delivery boy of this pizza place: cute little uniform (maybe a suit) and a top hat! Make sure you have money to pay him once he delivers the pizza… unless you know know what you’re doing.

~Claudia

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The assassins as boyfriends

May 1, 2016

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Author’s note: I’m sorry it’s so short if I missed someone you wanted to see (like Evie, I wasn’t sure if I should do her) just tell me! I actually think I’m gonna redo this. But please remember, I made this blog to improve my English, thus I’m still learning.

Ezio: You wouldn’t know how he became your boyfriend in the first place. He was the most charming little shit you had ever known and suddenly he asked you out, taking you on one date after the other. He’d constantly make sarcastic comments and when you acted slightly offended he’d just grin and kiss you.

Connor Kenway: Connor would constantly get you sweet presents to show you how much he really loved you. You’d also have to reassure him almost every day you still loved him, you didn’t know if he just loved hearing these words from you or if he was actually scared you didn’t love him anymore. And he would make the worlds best cookies.

Edward Kenway: Edward would love to travel with you; if he could he would travel the whole world. It wouldn’t matter what you’d do, you could go hiking, swimming with sharks, Edward would be up for absolutely anything as long as you’d be there. And in the evening both of you would often go to the nearest bar to end the day.

Arno Dorian: Arno would be the most romantic boyfriend. Like Connor he would constantly get you sweet presents to show you his admiration and love. When he would be gone for a while, he’d make sure to leave letters all around the house for you to find while he’s gone to remind you how beautiful you are.

Jacob Frye: Jacob would get jealous very easily, because of how competitive he is. Of course, he wouldn’t show it, but it’d be obvious for anyone close to you. But not jealous in an aggressive way. He’d wrap his arm around your waist and whisper sweet nothings into your ear to make sure he’d keep being your number one.

Miscellaneous, Secluded Haystack

Plotting Worksheets

May 1, 2016

writeworld:

Anonymous asked: Do you have any plot sheets templates?

Here are a few resources for plotting worksheets:

Thought oughta get you started!

Thank you for your question! If you have any comments on this post or other questions about writing, you can message us here!

-C

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This time no Confession, but I wanted to tell you that, I love your page. I look every day, several times on your page and i noticed, that I more than often carry my cell phone with me, to never miss a post. Here I can escape sometimes the everyday life of a mother and wife and leave my dirty fantasies. Thank you my dears <3 And Thanks to Jacob, because of him ,my Nights aren’t that lonely.

April 29, 2016

You are very much welcome, my friend! Sometimes the real world and its demands can be too much for us and we need to retreat into a safe place where we can freely share our thoughts and fantasies without any fear of being judged. ♥

And Signore Frye definitely appreciates your gratitude~

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~ Signora Paola

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I’m a bisexual man, millennial, from France. When I “lurk” on this blog It’s more for the laugh than for the thrill I confess ;)

April 28, 2016

Oh, have you answered our poll yet? It would be nice to see the male demographic be represented more on here.

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Even if you just lurk ‘for the thrills’, it’s still a valid reason to be on here. ;P I admit, sometimes I find myself laughing more than…feeling sexy from reading all the dirty secrets. ;P

– Ezio Auditore

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The AC Universe (especially Jacob & Connor) has been there for me when I had my breakup. I thank them and you wonderful ladies for giving me a reason to keep my chin up. You’re the best.

April 28, 2016
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It always warms our hearts to know that this bordello in all its naughtiness and oft-times silly nature has helped our wonderful patrons like you go through rough patches in their lives. Breakups are always devastating to deal with and we hope that this blog – which has really grown to an actual community now – will further help you in your healing process, my friend! Please don’t forget that we are here if you need someone to talk to, okay? ⊂((・▽・))⊃

~ Love from all of us at La Rosa in Fiore