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Dirty Game of Thrones Confessions

May 11, 2016

Dirty Game of Thrones Confessions

We’ve got some cross-over confessions earlier that involved GoT characters. So we thought, now that the show is back in full swing and full of wonderful spoilers lol, this would be a great time to put Dirty Game of Thrones Secrets on our “other dirty blogs” list.

I wonder what juicy secrets the Realm has for me today…

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Considering the nature of the books and show, it’s only natural the citizens of Westeros would have dirty secrets about each other.

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This blog is active and has been around a lot longer than ours. They even got a mention on Buzzfeed (warning: a lot of the comments are negative)!

So go ahead–confess.

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In regards to that anon post, I find now that I prefer to post without anonymity because I’m not embarrassed anymore. My embarrassment didn’t last long and I love confessing here. You ladies run such a lovely blog and you know when you become comfortable with something, it’s easier so that is a great feeling for me. As always, this blog continues to be my favourite!! ♥

May 10, 2016

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The first confession will always be the most nerve-wrecking; you don’t know how the crowd will handle it. But once you get onto the hang on of things, confessing starts to become a care-free thing to do.

Thank you for being so trusting with us, @castielsangel-x! We always cherish the moments when our supporters show confidence. ♥

– Ezio Auditore

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Thank you for posting my confession about biting Jacob’s lips! I would definitely want him to bite me any time of the day, at any part of my body! Once again, thank you for making my day!

May 8, 2016

Your welcome, anonimo! I’m happy we made your day! I hope you send more confessions soon! And… I would also like Signore Frye to bite me, when he’s available, he’s been very busy these days…

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~Claudia

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This blog makes me alive and smiling crazily all the time. Especially the Jacob Frye Confessions! Keep up the good work mi amore 💟~

May 7, 2016
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Grazie di cuore, mio caro! We’re more than happy to read this and trust us, we will keep working to make this blog as relaxing and comfortable as possible! Messages like this always lift our spirits and inspire us to bring you new things.

~ Ezio & the Ladies at La Rosa in Fiore

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Hey ladies (and gentleman), my girlfriend and I just broke up so I was wondering if you could maybe post a few cute/funny/smutty assassin pics? Thank you x

May 5, 2016

Sure thing

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– Ezio Auditore

Let the Assassins strut their way to your room and tell you that the only Hot Stuff they’re looking for is you~

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Then let Connor prepare you a warm cup of coffee in the morning while he shows off his barista skills~

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And speaking of dancing…

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The Jacob Triplets is always ready to give their special dance number. Or if you’d rather have something less strenuous Jacob enjoins you to play a game of “Resist The Urge To Squish My Cheeks”~

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~ Signora Paola (I could honestly add more but my internet connection is having its own Throwback Thursday and is doing a marvellous impression of a dial-up modem right now, so I hope these would suffice, my friend ♥)

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I feel so out of place on this confession blog. I keep seeing this swanky, saucy fantasies and I’m just over here like “IMMA GET ME A BARREL OF LUBE AND FUCKIN’ GANG BANG ALL THOSE BOYS MMMMM GOOD SHIT GOOD TIME”

May 4, 2016

[Anon r u my friend in real life because you sound like someone I know way back in high school who would say those exact same words, OMG]

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Sometimes I feel that way, too. Some days I just wanna do a Sinday Sunday confession where IMMA GO GET ME SUM FAT-AZZ SAUSAGES UP IN DIS BIZ AND HAVE A GOOD TIME, MMMHMMMMM YEA LICK IT GOOD GURL, YEA TWERK ON IT GURL TWERK IIIIITTT OUUUTTTT

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(I have a current admin confessional in the works about hot dogs…La Festa Italiana is to blame)