‘I just can’t help noticing Jacob’s hand. I realized that they’re big and I can’t imagine how they would fit me/you, if you know what I mean. *smirk* Wouldn’t it like hurt a lot? :3′
Well, his fingers are rather long
But no, it definitely wouldn’t hurt. Signore Frye would make sure that you are primed and ready. And considering the… overarching theme of many confessions we’ve had about him I don’t think it would take that long for him, too. All he needs to do is say the right words with a sultry lilt in his voice and y’all would be ready ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
Reblogging this for this comment from our confessor who revealed herself!
You are very much welcome! And we are so happy that your confession hit Porn Star Status! ♥
So we noticed that the Dirty DC Comics blog that we have on our ‘Other Dirty Blogs’ list is no longer active; we were able to find one that is active! So if you have any sexy fantasies about Poison Ivy, Batman, Superman, Catwoman, etc. Send them over to Dirty DC Secrets!
(Well, it’s not 40-year-old Jacob but close enough~)
Serious talk: Never in my wildest dreams did I expect a whole priest AU in this fandom. It really feels like we’ve reached a new low achievement with this whole “Father Jacob” AU. I think we should add a new tagline for La Rosa in Fiore: Nothing is Pure, Everything is Defiled
We salute you, DACS veteran, for supporting this blog for 1+ year now! Thank you for also being there for us during the ‘Dark Age’ (that period during the Autumn/Fall 2015 semester was when everyone on here just wanted to up and quit, right before we got the ‘2nd Wave of Novices’ during the holidays lol). Sometimes it’s hard to remember that our veterans got our back, too. We’re glad that you like our Connor shenanigans (we admit, we miss the Connor madness of 2013 sometimes lol) We’re really honored that we’re your first blog to follow as well!
Yep, this is it–Noah Watts (Connor’s voice actor) is live again (playing Mass Effect still and now having a hard time getting Liara, lol–help him out if you can! u3u), and has mentioned our blog on his live stream!
There was also a lot of chatter about food porn…lots and lots of food… Porn lol
I think, we admins can die crazy forever…we don’t know what to think about this…
My dearest anon, I can assure that these wonderful voice actors are likely to be entertained by our shenanigans more than anything else. (￣ω￣) But I can understand your tentativeness; I still remember That Week™ when our bordello was revealed and compromised (feels like a long time ago now; can’t believe it was just four months ago). Needless to say, that whole experience made us more resilient when it comes to Assassin detection. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
