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I can’t stop laughing since y’all done came up with the Church of Jacob. Omfg I’m still sniggering and now I can’t B R E A T H E

July 5, 2016

It was inevitable, really, with all the Father Jacob confessions. So many sins committed in his unholy name…

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Yes, that is the current confession count. Any bets when it would hit 700?

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~ Signora Paola

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Not a confession but I work with this guy who found out I am on this blog when my phone popped a notification up on my break and he saw. He thinks it’s great and I really fancy him but I don’t think he’s into me. I don’t consider myself attractive and don’t really socialise with dudes because I’m shy but he was really nice X out the hood thing, even though I got a bit embarrassed. I do like him very much though. Cross your fingers for me ladies!?!

July 5, 2016

Aw! Well he seems to find you attractive o/ and he seems to not be embarrassed at all! Fortune may be on your side, @castielsangel-x! We are crossing your fingers for you…tell us how it goes!

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I saw the word pene on your blog and i had no idea what it meant. I have a friend thats part italian and asked him what it meant while we were eating with his parents. Him and his father started choking on their food and his mom just sat there seriously and said “penis. It means penis.” Rest of the dinner I didn’t ask anymore questions… Ps: love this blog

July 5, 2016
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Oh, dear. I would’ve excused myself and promptly jumped to the nearest haystack if I were in your place, my dearest anon. You’re lucky Signore Ezio isn’t with you. He’d probably use it as an opportunity to make dinner himself and embarrass you even more

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~ Signora Paola

DID SOMEONE SAY ‘PENE’ BECAUSE I WILL MAKE PENE PENNE PASTA:

– Ezio Auditore

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This blog has ruined food for me. Like, whenever we have spaghetti we have spicy Italian sausage and my mind wanders to Ezio and the gutter. Hot Italian sausage. Dammit. God fucking dammit.

July 4, 2016

Come join in my sausage fest, then, anonimo.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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– Ezio Auditore

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I noticed that in the asks about the Assassins and your headcanons for them, you guys include Shao Jun and Arbaaz from Chronicles, but not Nikolai Orelov. I think it’s probably because the list of Assassins you have to write headcanons for is already quite long. I’m not saying I wish you’d also include Nikolai, since he is also a playable character. I was just curious as to why he’s not included.

July 3, 2016

Quite frankly, it’s because we haven’t played/haven’t started with AC Chronicles: Russia yet. 🙁 I do wonder if we should make adjustments with our “playable characters only” rule since technically speaking, Lydia Frye is also a playable character and we haven’t done headcanons of her. And frankly, it would be difficult (at least for me) to make any decent headcanons about her since I could barely get a good grasp of her personality in her sequences in Syndicate.

I’m going to talk this over with the others and see if we could come up with a better solution. But thank you for bringing this to our attention!

Grazie,
~ Signora Paola

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I just recently found your blog…. And I’m glad I did. I love reading the confessions about Connor, and am trying to think of one myself. Keep up the great work!

July 3, 2016

Let Connor inspire you while he stares at you intensely across the table~

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That candlelight may be romantic, but it sure brings other… scenes in mind 8D

Grazie mille, my friend! We hope to see your confessions soon! ♥

~ Signora Paola

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if this blog has taught me anything it’s this: There’s a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven, and i sure aint taking no stairs!

July 2, 2016

*nods sagely* And be sure to walk on that highway as if you own it, amico mio (to the tune of this song of course ;D)

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We shall join you~

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But if you would rather swagger your way towards the booty

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…That’s okay too~ ;D

~ Signora Paola

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I discovered this blog last March and I’m absolutely addicted to it! Actually I come here only to see Jacob’s confessions since I love him so much lmao but I have to admit that you keepers are… wow. And Secluded Haystack is my drug! May God Save La Rosa in Fiore! (Now, if u would excuse me, I need to confess all my dirty thoughts to Father Jacob, if u know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) love ya all xxx

July 1, 2016

Ti ringrazio tanto, dear anon! Your support and patronage is very important to us! Even if you’re just here to appreciate confessions about Jacob, we do not mind! There are plenty of sins written in his name to get by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And remember – Father Jacob is always ready to hear your sins~

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~ Signora Paola