Well, we didn’t get any birthday confessions for Edward so… ☹️
I’m not sure if people plainly forgot (although we do have a birthday calendar on our blog if viewed on a web browser). A part of me wants to make specialised birthday banners for the characters on their birthdays, but it’s a lot of work… unless I do them all in advance. I don’t even know if our patrons would like that. 🤔
~ Signora Paola
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Also, due to the twins’ popularity, Assassin’s Creed: Syndicate has the most number of confessions out of all the games (currently at 1644; the next is AC3 at 974). I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again – the game should be renamed Assassin’s Creed: SINdicate because it has caused so many of us to sin 😈
~ Signora Paola
It depends! Normally it’d take a week or so, but if it’s a confession about a character that has gotten a lot of confessions within the span of a week or so, it might take a while.
If your confession isn’t published after a month, then it’s likely Tumblr ate it or we didn’t accept it because it broke our rules or there was a similar confession posted already.
Grazie,
~ Signora Paola
Now, now, we don’t absorb any errant soul that stumbles upon our little bordello. We only… transform them into the most beautiful founts of raunchiness. 😉 And in that centre of that wellspring is us, your dutiful mods frolicking like the nymphs of old
Except we look more like this
😈😈😈
~ Signora Paola
I suppose he conquered a small amount of hearts already ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
-Sister Teodora
If you remember, I uploaded this video of myself editing 22 confessions in 3 in a half hours, sped up so the whole thing would only take 11 minutes. Well, that video had a little cheat – I pre-selected the images I used beforehand. I’ve always said that searching and choosing images takes the BULK of the time when I start editing these confessions… and this video shows exactly that. I edited 24 confessions this time, and the whole process took more than four hours. I sped it up to make the whole thing only last 8 minutes, while the theme of King Thordan boss fight from Final Fantasy XIV plays in the background because I swear to God, doing 20++ confessions in one go feels a lot like going into a boss battle lol.
You can also see which confessions I took a lot of time on when selecting images. I’m really not joking that it could take me 20 minutes just finding a good one. XD;;;
Reblogging for any of our patrons who are curious with the whole process. You’ll probably notice I switch to YouTube (and even watch/listen to videos) several times. Any person who has a desk job in the creatives field likely understands the need to listen to something while working. I sometimes find myself relying more on “background noise” than coffee to stay alert, frankly. ;^^
~ Signora Paola
Molte grazie for wanting to help, anon! 🤗 I use Neutraface and Qlassik for the confession entries. For the blog watermark/Tumblr credit, it’s Caturrita (I’m not sure where you can get it for free, but it’s currently on sale – from $40 to just $8). I also use that font for our regular Sinday confessions 🙂 The rest of the fonts we use are listed here.
~ Signora Paola
Please, don’t ever think about your confessions being ‘not great’! Some of us already find it a little challenging to write a confession about our favourite character, let alone someone we don’t know well! I know you intend to keep your resolution – and I truly admire you for doing this – but please don’t force yourself! We want people, especially our loyal patrons like you, to have fun writing confessions and never to feel that it’s a chore to do so. (´∀｀)♡
Love,
~ Signora Paola
They do look alike!
Who else thinks that Arno and J. Gyllenhaal look alike?
(I personally prefer Ben Barnes as Arnos faceclaim right now 😉 )
-Sister Teodora.
