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Forty year-old Jacob is too much for this world, and I reeeeeeeally love the modern version Signora Paola made about him :))

September 11, 2016

Ti ringrazio tanto, dear anon! It’s always heartwarming to hear when someone enjoys what I wrote. ♥ I love both young and old Jacob, I truly do, but 40-year-old Jacob is just too irresistible. What I would give to see this man in a modern setting, wearing a well-cut suit (and a pair of glasses eee my kink is showing)

~ Signora Paola

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So I have officially planned a goal that I’m going to replay Ezio’s trilogy (hopefully?) soon so expect some Ezio-confessions from me because holy DAMN he’s one of the reasons that I got into this fandom. Mamma Mia I want some of that Italian Stallion right now… (not a confession)

September 9, 2016

– Ezio Auditore

Miscellaneous, Secluded Haystack

September 7, 2016

We’re very happy that you loved it! Please do send your love and appreciation to @ellestrix because she was the one who wrote it. ♥

And now, if you would excuse me… I’m going to imagine Jacob’s Pene in an adventure of its own

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(Special thanks to Rosa because she found a treasure trove of pene gifs~)

~ Signora Paola

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I’m looking around like “who’s behind me in this lecture hall judging me while I’m reading this blog” but the funniest thing is I’m not even sorry

September 7, 2016

Oh~ Sinning in public are we? Please, do make sure you don’t get caught! You might have some explaining to do.

On the other hand, did you have fun? Have you confessed your sins lately?

~Claudia

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September 5, 2016

It’s that time of the month where we showcase a themed erotic gif for you, our lovely patrons, to enjoy… and to hopefully get an inspiration for your confessions 8D. For this month, our theme is, “The pleasures of daytime sex”.

(NSFW GIF under the cut!)

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September 4, 2016

Anonimo #1 – You’re welcome, amore! Here you will find a great community that loves our dear Signore Frye…  Perhas you can share your dirty thoughts about him soon? I’m sure he would be delighted to hear them!

Anonimo #2 – And we love you all, our little mischievous sinners! We wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for you! You dirty confessions give us life and keep us working hard to make this blog a great place for the AC community. Let’s continue sinning, amori!

~Claudia

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About those gifs : it’s sexier than actual porn, I don’t know why it makes me so horny O_O

September 4, 2016

(To anyone who hasn’t seen it yet, we had a post with a few gifs that may ignite your imaginations  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

I believe it has something to do with the fact that while they’re graphic enough to let you know what exactly is happening, they also leave a lot for the imagination to wander free. The focus is on the act and the people involved, rather than, well, the nether regions (as is usually the case with hardcore porn). 😉 Frankly, this is why we would rather have these kinds of gifs in our Sinful GIF Day.

Oh, and yes – we are definitely holding a Sinful GIF Day every month! Watch out for it! ♥

~ Signora Paola

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What the hell is it about 40 year old Jacob that makes women’s panties drop?

September 3, 2016

He’s 20 years older, so with age comes more self-control, foresight, and, well, more wisdom really. Serious talk for a moment, I think you could see a glimpse of these in the DLC itself with the way he thought about sending a message to Evie and even telling Nellie, “Remember what I said” before he gave her money.

I mean, I think he’d still have his brash moments, but he definitely would’ve more self-control. And who doesn’t love a composed older gentleman who still has his cocky moments? It also helps a lot that he looks like this

Frankly, I’ve my own ideas as to what makes 40-year-old Jacob so irresistible and I explore more on it in my two-part drabble here (SHAMELESS PLUG). I’m sure our patrons have their own reasons why they love him, so I’ll leave the floor to them to discuss. ^_^

Grazie!
~ Signora Paola