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September 26, 2016

I know this isn’t a confession, but I made a gift for you! Jacob in all his glory for all of us who want to sin with him 😉 Hope you like it!


Wonderful art, @iceplatinum! Thank you so much for sharing your work with us! To our patrons who have a DeviantArt page, here is the fanart on DA. ♥︎

Miscellaneous, Secluded Haystack

Hello, ladies and gentleman! quick question, but would you accept a haystack submition about a pregnant reader having her brains fucked out by an Assassin? (or Templar)

September 26, 2016

Mi dispiace for the delay in my response, my dearest anon! But yes – we do accept it. As long as it’s all consensual and there’s no harm done. ♥︎

~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

So, think I’m about to rock some worlds. I saw a confession awhile back about being excited Connor was uncut. Well my friends, all the assassin’s would be unless they were jewish. It wasn’t till like the 1920s that be came common for men.

September 26, 2016
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What do you think, our dearest patrons? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

So are you guys planning anything special for Jacob’s 1000th confession? Cause at this rate it’s gonna happen!

September 26, 2016

We’re still thinking about it, dear anon! At this rate anything can happen. Heck, if it coincides with his birthday or even Christmas, who knows what could happen? 🤔

Grazie!
~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

September 24, 2016

Grazie mille, my dearest anonimo! I have several other ideas for their “adventures.” 8D Too many, in fact, that I likely need to list them down and see if I could write them in one story. (If you want to get an idea how many, you only need to look at our Sinday tag ~/o/)

And that Vegas blowjob story might come to fruition once this little virus I acquired completely goes away. Maybe a little visit to the confessional may ~cleanse~ me of it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

I’m going to visit Paul Amos at a con in October and it’s going to be SUPER hard not to become a stuttering mess in front of him. I’ve read every single Jacob confession on this blog. (and all the haystack fics. Thanks Paola)

September 24, 2016

You’re welcome ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I’m sure you’ll do great, my friend! You’ll do loads better than I would be were I in your place. I’d be pretty much

Do our other patrons have any words of encouragement? ٩( ᐛ )و

♥,
~ Signora Paola

P.S. Oh, and if he asks how many Jacob confessions are there already, it has now reached the 900 mark. I’m still willing to bet he’ll reach the milestone 1,000 before the year ends. /o/

Miscellaneous

I admit that Jacob is not well-built, but my god, he’s still strong and muscular. My eyes are so wide everytime I watch him fight in fight clubs. That man is just so hot that I feel like I can stare at him forever. I still am thankful that Jacob Fryr existed. Thank you so much, Ubisoft. <3

September 20, 2016

“Not well-built,” you say? I am sure plenty would very much want to disprove that, myself included. ;D

That said, I do understand what you mean. Certainly, he doesn’t have the “all lean, all muscle, perfectly toned with 6-pack abs” body type that male models have. Thing is, though, they got those bodies because they actively worked to get it. They have to; it’s their job to look very fit after all!

Men like Jacob have muscles because of what they do, not because they go to the gym 7 times a week. And I prefer a man who doesn’t look too high-maintenance if you get my drift. Of course, there’s nothing wrong with wanting a man who has a model physique! But I think I speak for all Jacob fans when I say that Jacob’s physique is just right.

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous, Secluded Haystack

Oh my… I just read the last fanfic of Connor and it’s breathtaking. I almost passed out. I must say that the gifs were an excellent idea! Keep up the good work!!! ♥~

September 18, 2016

It was intense, wasn’t it? I’m very happy you enjoyed it, my dear! Please make sure you send the author all the love and appreciation they deserve!

For the ones who haven’t read it, it’s this one.