Well, if we’re talking about the number of fantasies each character has received, Connor would be second. 😉 Here’s the current Top 5:
1) Jacob (981)
2) Connor (668)
3) Ezio (365)
4) Altair and Evie (both tied at 277)
5) Edward (222)
~ Signora Paola
Oh, my sweet cinnamon roll, you have asked that question in the worst place possible. For here at @dirtyasscreedsecrets we PRIDE ourselves in fantasising about these desirable characters. That they are fictional is never an obstacle to us; we thrive in the richness of our imaginations. 😉
You were referring to this, correct? 😉
It is good that you have seen the light, my friend! Signore Auditore just exudes that unique kind of predatory sensuality when he has that hood up. One can argue that all the Assassins have that appeal – and I definitely agree ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) – but Ezio’s a league of his own. 😉
~ Signora Paola
Welcome to the Brotherhood, anonimo. ;P
– Ezio
Hey friends!
If you’re looking for a place that has AC fan fics, then @assassins-tales is for you! They accept reader-insert requests, and it can be smut or fluff! This is really great for us since we sadly do not accept requests. But if you do have any fic requests, please do send them over to @assassins-tales! They are our newest ally, and would be more than welcome to write and fill your requests!
– From all of us at Rosa in Fiore
It is quite varied! We usually just add the words “erotica” and “tumblr” in our keywords. You may also add “for women” because a lot of those GIFs are from hardcore porn of the male-gaze variety. Unless that’s exactly what you want, because you may be treated to a lot of close-ups of, well, merging naughty bits.
Molte grazie for your understanding, my dearest anon! Truth be told we do not want to disappoint anyone, but answering those headcanons have become quite difficult for us. 🙁 But, as mentioned, we will still be holding those ask memes occasionally because there are certain headcanon topics that we actually do want to talk about! So, please just wait for them. A prompt will be posted on a Monday (PST time), so watch out for it. ♥
First of all, our condolences. Some of us have/had animal companions as well, so we personally know how devastating it is to lose one.
And as for having a degree and majoring in an Assassin, it is a fantastic idea! Although now I wonder how to go about it. Do we just give out diplomas to our patrons who have confessed so many confessions about a particular character? Or do we make this semi-serious and have have term exams? XD Do our patrons have other suggestions? 😉
One thing’s for sure – I can already pinpoint which among our loyal patrons will graduate with honours in their chosen field. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
Since everybody talk about Jacob’booty, I’ve found that *great* pic of him 😄 And, of course, it’s better when it’s in JTR DLC … 😉 Our dear Jacob is really perfect don’t ya’ think ?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now, I know 20-year-old Jacob is the epitome of virility, but I do wonder. We haven’t seen 40-year-old Jacob shirtless, so we can only imagine how much his body has changed in those 20 years. Maybe he’d have lost a bit of weight, so there’s less chub? Or maybe he’d have a bit of a Daddy chub since, given that his granddaughter Lydia was born in 1893, he already had a son who was of reproductive age during this time (1888)? What do our patrons think? 😉
Grazie for sharing, my friend!
~ Signora Paola
The current count is at 974! What we have on queue/on our WIP are 21 confessions, so I calculate that in about a week or so he’ll definitely reach 1,000 confessions.
Oh, and @sakura-kagurazaka, we can completely empathise with you! I think I speak for our other patrons here as well. 😉 If I could go with you and be the one supporting you, I would (although realistically I’d probably turn very quiet because all my English would disappear). But you need not worry! It may be intimidating at first, but from all the reports we’ve read – and from our very own Sister Teodora – Signore Amos is very chill to his fans. ^_^
Now, the reason why I’m responding to you with the anon message is I do wonder how Signore Amos would react if he finds out that Jacob has reached that 1K milestone. If he requires an explanation, it’s highly likely that since the Assassin’s Creed game franchise has always introduced new heroes yearly and the only exception is this year because of the upcoming movie, the fans haven’t exactly “moved on” to a shiny new Assassin yet.
OR perhaps the explanation is a lot simpler than that and it’s really because Jacob is just too damned irresistible that people can’t stop fantasising about him. Considering that the bordello was FLOODED with so much confessions about him during the first WEEK of release last year (to my utter chagrin back then; little did I know), this reason may have more weight. 😉
~ Signora Paola
Buy one of those Shake Weights and “exercise” with it while he’s in front of me
In case he wants a rather vivid demonstration on how vigorous I’d shake that hotdog ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Errr, I mean, I hear it’s supposed to make your arms all toned and sexy, so anything to keep his eyes on me, right? 😉
~ Signora Paola