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Can we submit photos that we’d like to be photoshopped? Like submitting stuff for the future confessions. Totally not to jack off to 👀👀👀

December 21, 2016

It would be better if you’d submit the photo with your confession, so we can add it to the queue. 😀 Just a bit of warning, though: I may have some skill on Photoshop, but I’m not a wizard. ;^_^ One thing that I look for in a pic is if the subject has just enough of a resemblance to the character (like facial hair, body structure, etc.) so it would be possible for me to edit it.

Grazie,
~ Signora Paola

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not a confession, the latest connor confession when i read it and looked at the picture I couldnt stop laughing. the use of that picture was too great A+ XD

December 21, 2016

Mi dispiace, were you referring to this confession or this one? The first one was practically begging for that kind of cropping 8D While in the second one it looks like Connor’s looking at you, daring you to do exactly what was written in the confession ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

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December 20, 2016

Molte grazie, my dear friends! And because of your wonderful messages, here is the edit in its full unabashed glory~

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~ Signora Paola

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December 20, 2016

Molte grazie! I’m so happy you like it! ♥ Here you go~

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In retrospect I should’ve recorded my process (like what I did here). It’s just sometimes it takes me a little longer than usual to do these because I get really obsessive when it comes to getting things right ;^_^ Maybe next time, though! ;D

♥,
~ Signora Paola

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Hola! Perdonad que no escriba en inglés no iba a expresarme bien, espero que no sea problema. Tengo una duda con respecto al sorteo, pedis en las reglas que os sigamos y que comprobareis que somos fans. Mi cuenta principal de tumblr, (desde la que os sigo)no es la cuenta donde comparto mis cosas de fan. Entonces, cómo se soluciona esto? XD De paso felicidades la pagina, es muy divertida

December 20, 2016

Bueno pues tienes que seguirnos con ambas páginas pues! Nosotras verificaremos si eres fan de Assassin’s Creed y si no tienes nada del juego en el blog con el cual nos sigues pues no podremos darte el premio si es que ganas, así que tienes que seguirnos en ambas, no hay de otra.

~Claudia

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December 19, 2016

(To our curious patrons: Click here! Friendly warning that some of those kinks may be a little too much; thankfully, there are no pictures. Just be cautious when you need to look them up on Google.)

Indeed. I had to look up several of those terms, too. And quite honestly, I only got through the 30% sorted mark before I had to leave. I’m definitely going to do this again, but it is going to take a while LOL.

Thank you very much for sharing! ♥

~ Signora Paola

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Hey I read your FAQ and I didn’t see this question: I was wondering if you had to submit a picture with a confession, or could I just let you guys pick one if I don’t have a preference?

December 18, 2016

Hello there!

You can either submit your confession via the typical askbox submission -or- you edit your confession into a picture of your choice (preferably no fanart; if so, with proper credit) and submit it via this link (X)

If you do not have any special preference, just send it via the askbox! 🙂

-Sister Teodora.

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Not a confession but looking at Shay’s underwear choice for a male lover, and me being a die hard Shay x Haytham shipper, can we just take a moment to imagine the Grand Master in those!? 😂😘

December 18, 2016

*coughs*

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~ Signora Paola (who is now running as fast as possible because she’s certain Mr. Kenway is out to get her head)

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December 18, 2016

To the sinner that sent us this confession: We would like to know which captain you were referring to! Is it Captain Kenway (Edward), Captain Cormac, Captain America Kenway (Connor)? Please respond soon! ♥

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What’s good 😜 u candy cane cum guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint pussy 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL BITCH 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦

December 17, 2016

Grazie for this message! 😚 Just you wait because we’re cooking up something really special for the bordello this holidays 🎅 now if only Paola can get off her lazy ass and finish things