person: wait, so are you in love with the character or the actor?
me: yes
All I have to say is: Good job Steven Piovesan. I love Shay’s voice, It’s so goddamn sexy!
January 20, 2017The image is here (NSFW warning) 😉 Apologies if it’s not the exact copy of the edit I did in the confession; I wasn’t able to save the image, so I had to redo it. ;^^
~ Signora Paola
I’d just like to say that I adore this blog and all its dirty little sinners…. You bring to life all the naughty things I’d love to do to those gorgeous assassins and I never tire of reading the confessions. Your work is very much appreciated 😉
January 19, 2017
We thank you very much, my friend! As someone who has been editing many of your confessions since 2013 there are those times that I catch myself operating on auto-pilot because a lot of the confessions – which are over 4,000 now! – really do tend to blur together. However, there are those confessions that still leave dirty old me breathless and tingling with anticipation. 😏
Love,
~ Signora Paola
@estel619 that is a very lovely resolution, my friend! We would certainly very much admire and appreciate any patron who would submit a confession for each Assassin and Templar! It will be challenging considering that there’s so many characters, but we do believe you can do it.
(We encourage each and one of you to do so as well!)
And it would be so lovely to have these wonderful voice actors get to sign their favourite confessions! ♥ (Oh, and this makes me wish we can hold a sort of poll for them to vote what their fave confession is. Our incognito status has long been broken, so what’s the point of hiding, hm? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
Love,
~ Signora Paola
With that in mind, I have made a new year’s resolution : thinking positive, which means more sinning. I plan to sin much, much, more this year. Love you ladies. You run a fine establishment at the Rosa in Fiore.
January 13, 2017
We apologise for our late reply! ;^_^ But thank you so much for your kind words, my friend! Indeed, this new year should be greeted with positivity. And, of course, more sinning. ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ We will certainly expect your delightfully sinful confessions, so please do keep them coming. 😉
~ Signora Paola
Is fisting safe? I saw a vid of this guys like thick ass knuckles disappearing into this girls behind and by the time he came back out, I’m not even sure if it was her butt or vagina that got fisted. It gaped at me
January 13, 2017Yes, there are some serious risks, but as long as there are safety precautions (and a lot of lube) then it should be fine. I’m no expert in this matter since I’ve no experience (and certainly have no intention to experience it lol), so my knowledge is limited to reading various articles on the internet. I found this interesting one if you’re inclined to know what it feels like for a recipient. 🙂
~ Signora Paola

Thank you so much! I’ll post them all, but I don’t want to flood the blog with just my edits, so I’m thinking of having them hosted elsewhere, like in a new section of Secluded Haystack ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
For now, here is the ‘For Rent’ edit I made. Major NSFW warning! 😏
~ Signora Paola
Not a confession. Today I was able to meet Victoria and Paul! It seriously made my year now! They were super nice. And I did ask if he remembers my dirty confession that he retweeted, he does and told me he was flattered by it! And he also told me that you girls were fantastic! :D
January 8, 2017I’ve been feeling under the weather lately, so your message has definitely raised my spirits up, my dear! Grazie! Only one of us has met Signore Amos personally, so it is always nice to hear that our dirty shenanigans hard work is appreciated.
Love,
~ Signora Paola (who is likely coming down with a flu but is still editing because dirtiness never rests)