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April 15, 2016

megustasermala:

marishash:

I just realized that Arno is the only protagonist that has outfits that don’t cover his…behinds. I hope Ubisoft will continue this route

@queen-bela @jiruchan @pharaoh-doll @haytham-senpai

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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April 9, 2016

mrslizziefrye:

Oh my gosh, bored!!! This came out 😂🙈
Jacob ❤️

Big Ben: The Ride™ – guaranteed to get you to places you never even imagined you could go to. Fast Travel? More like Nonstop Travel because that Big Ben™ works hard round-the-clock to get to your–ehem–destination. Can be upgraded to Big Ben Express™, unlocking the option of Supersonic Travel. A ride so fast he’s gonna break your sound barrier if you get my drift

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

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April 1, 2016

spooky-cowfish:

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

“I want to suck Connor’s hot dog”.

 

Hmm, you want some Fryes with that?

~Claudia

I’m gonna pretend that this i s for April fools

Oh but it is. 😛

– from everyone at Rosa in Fiore

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March 30, 2016

assassinscreedconfessions:

I masturbate imagining Ezio or Connor’s head between my legs; the orgasms I get are doubly wonderful, too.

image from madeinmasyaf
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I think now is a good time to mention the affiliation with our brothers and sisters over at Dirty Assassin’s Creed Secrets

-n

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March 23, 2016

jiruchan:

djkaeru:

allsoundsasscreed:

“I am waiting by the phone for you to call me all night long.”

“Where have you been? Just call 1-800-ASSASSINO, and talk to guys just like me.”

“Are you lonely? You have nothing better to do on a Friday night? Why not call and talk to me? You must call me, not anyone else.”

“Did that fall from heaven hurt because, uh, it looked like a long fall—you are an angel is what I am trying to say.”

“I lost my number, can I please have yours?”

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Original source is from this video.

(Took me a little longer to type out the quotes because I couldn’t stop laughing.)

I have to listen to this every friday night XDD

……..Can Noah Watts and Paul Amos do their own take of this as Connor and Jacob can you even imagine the epic mayhem that would follow

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March 16, 2016

wardencommandervakarian:

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

haytham-senpai:

This just happened on my dash.

All that’s missing is Connor tho

Sorry, but I can’t help but reblog this. It’s relevant to this blog, alright?

I find it amusing that people don’t realize that when you model a 3D character, whether for a video game or a movie, you have to model EVERYTHING. How else do you think they get the clothes animations to worm with their bodies?

Ezio: ‘My pene is only tiny because it’s in flaccid state.’

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Which do you prefer to be tied up with in bed, rope dart or sash?

March 4, 2016

Another Throwback Thursday post, originally posted on July 19, 2013.

Let’s make this question more exciting and add this: How does your Assassin/Templar of choice like to be tied up in bed? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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February 7, 2016

theminiassassin:

@dirtyasscreedsecrets I think this is a video for your blog. XD

image

I see your 90′s sex song and raise you another ;D

Molto grazie for sharing, my friend! (*⌒∇⌒*)

~ Signora Paola (who, thanks to the song in the video, is now reminded to answer those messages in the inbox asking how each Assassin gives dirty talk)

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
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October 30, 2015

assassinscreedconfessions:

I am in love with the Kenway Boys…Edward, Haythem, Connor. How one family can be so full of raw, badass, attractiveness is amazing. All of them are intriguing characters with interesting personalities and stories and I can’t decide which one I love the most… And you know… I’m pretty sure I’d “do” them all.

image from madeinmasyaf

Nonnie, if you care to share your more detailed, dirty fantasies about wanting to ‘do’ them all, feel free to come to me and confess~

– Rosa