Not gonna lie, Evie and Lydia Frye are making me question my sexuality for both are beautiful ladies
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I couldn’t give half a shit whether Jacob is bisexual or not, but that kiss with Roth didn’t do much to establish his bisexuality IMO.
If anyone’s non-hetero, it’s Evie. “I never liked balls”.
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She meant the balls as in where you dance.
Well with all the dirty secrets we get from females who have a lady boner for Evie, and a majority of our dirty secrets about Jacob are from women, we think Ubisoft should have switched around their sexual preferences. ;P
– Ezio Auditore
Why should it be just one twin who should be bisexual though?
~ Signora Paola
“I dream of having a romantic night at the opera with Ezio. Then after that, we go home and have our own… “duet”. If you know what I mean. His perfomance will surely have me reaching all the soprano notes.”
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♪ THE PHAAAAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA IS HERE
INSIDE MY MIIIIIIIIND ♫
I would like to point a few things out.
The first opera, Dafne, by Jacopo Peri, was not written until 1597. That is 73 years after Ezio’s death. Even then I think it’s to be considered to be more like a chamber opera (due to the few instruments it used), and not one of the grand operas of the Romantic period of music.
Secondly, the first Opera House was not built until 1637.
In fact, most of the music that was being composed around Ezio’s time was for the church, meaning the music performance that you would likely be going to hear would be a sacred mass or a motet.
Actually, yeah I’m going to spare you the boring details this time around.
But hey, imagine what you want I’m not going to tell you what you can and can’t do.
Reblogging this because we just got a message from someone about the inaccuracy of the Victorian Era/BDSM confession, and it reminded me of the very first time we received a comment like this, 3 years ago. Yes, we were embarrassed about it as well, but we have to agree with @chordati here about saying that we’re not going to tell you what you can and cannot do.
Just wanna let you know that hey, even us admins have made mistakes before, and some of our other confessors on here who didn’t research beforehand. Yes it is embarrassing, but it’s trivial–we learn from our mistakes and move on. Live and learn, yes?
So what if it’s historically inaccurate? If you’re intent on still making it so, you’re free to have artistic licensing and apply anachronism to your works–or whatever sexy imaginations you have.
And this also goes to anyone here that wants to write for the Secluded Haystack but is afraid of getting things wrong–yes, research is important, but I’m gonna go by the TV Tropes mantra here: Creators are allowed to be inaccurate if the inaccuracy serves the story better than accuracy would.
– from the women of Rosa in Fiore
Dirty Reblogs
Not really a confession, more of a commentary (I guess?) but I had literally never once even considered the idea of being able pass out from coming so hard until I found this blog (and is it just me or are there just so many confessions about it?) but now I can’t stop thinking about it and my orgasms now feel a lot less significant? You fuckers have ruined me, I swear.
May 2, 2016Listen here, friend. Don’t you ever feel like your sexual experience is “less significant” just because it doesn’t match some wild fantasy made up by others. Every sex is different. Some will leave you feeling light-headed and exhaused and completely happy; some might make you wish you didn’t do it because it was so bland and frankly terrible. And you know what? It’s up for you to decide how far you are willing to go.
Honestly, I think “passing out” is an exaggeration, hyperbolical speaking, much like “15-inch dick” and “an entire statue up my bum”. It’s not suposed to be realistic, and if it happens, it might be a warning sign that you should check your health (probably some blood pressure issue or something, idk I’m not a doctor).
Don’t ever let yourself feel inadequate because of some imaginary flaw. Sex is not a competition. #EveryOrgasmMatters
-edi
When people hate on Assassin’s Creed fans for calling it “Ass Creed,” I just shake my head. Um, have you seen those booties? When 90% of the AC characters have fine behinds, there is no reason not to call it “Ass Creed.”
booty from madeinmasyaf
Point taken, but ass creed still sound like a porn parody.
Welp ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that’s why our blog is called ‘Dirty Ass Creed Secrets’ for a reason. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[insert Desmond penis joke here]
You hate it when we called the Franchise “Ass Creed.” Well, not our faults that the Assassins have great Asses. 😉
booty from madeinmasyaf
Do Desmond got da booty?
*Whispers* He dooooooooo
When the Assassins are trying to be incognito and are failing spectacularly