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Dirty Reblogs

June 25, 2016

ezio-auditore-morning-glory:

So this is how Ezio gets the ladies?

How else would I do it?

– Ezio Auditore

Dirty Reblogs

June 25, 2016

watsorceryisdis:

project-helix:

Eyefucking you.

I can’t help but notice his nostrils HAHAHA

Mia signora, my nose makes the ladies go round once I get down there and get dirty.

– Ezio Auditore

Claudia what are we doing every time we look back at all the old stuff I can't help but LOL GIF megustasermala reblog

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June 24, 2016

fryemetothemoon:

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

‘I wanna go down on Ezio and do such a good job that he says “molto bene on my pene”.’

Caption aside, I want that photo.

#I DON’T NORMALLY REBLOG THESE #BUT OH MY GOD #THAT IS BOTH THE BEST AND WORST THING TO HEAR WHILE GIVING A BLOWJOB #LIKE LEGIT HOW WOULD YOU NOT BURST INTO LAUGHTER IMMEDIATELY

– Ezio Auditore

GIF reblog

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June 23, 2016

catsinabluebox:

catsinabluebox:

some kids built this outside my dorm.

and here we see students worshiping their almighty god while singing the song from How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

This is basically DACS right here, if we all met in real life.

but it is...BWAHAHAHA maybe nsfw pene might not be safe for work perfetto ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)reblog

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IVE GIVEN SO MANY CONFESSIONS I DONT KNOW IF THEY ARE MINE BY THE TIME THEY ARE POSTED

May 18, 2016

dirtybiowareconfessions:

Is it yours? Is it someone else’s? Is it mine? Who knows, certainly not I. Let us rejoice in the infinity of sin

-edi

GIF I'm sure this has happened to a lot of us here before lol lol Paola already forgot which ones are hers >.>reblog

Dirty Reblogs, Miscellaneous

May 18, 2016

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

‘I just can’t help noticing Jacob’s hand. I realized that they’re big and I can’t imagine how they would fit me/you, if you know what I mean. *smirk* Wouldn’t it like hurt a lot? :3′

Well, his fingers are rather long

But no, it definitely wouldn’t hurt. Signore Frye would make sure that you are primed and ready. And considering the… overarching theme of many confessions we’ve had about him I don’t think it would take that long for him, too. All he needs to do is say the right words with a sultry lilt in his voice and y’all would be ready ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola