Since so many confessions on here are about Connor’s virginity, I have a question— Why are so many of you so concerned about a fictional character’s sex life?
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Because perverts always want what they can’t have
Connor is a forbidden fruit of the forest; you cannot touch him at all
Sexualized Connor fan art gives me nosebleeds.
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Uhm, shouldn’t this be part of the Dirty Assassin’s Creed Secrets blog instead? ;D
“I am currently playing Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood and will soon be moving onto Revelations. While playing Brotherhood, I almost forgot how sexy Ezio is. I imagine that sex and dirty talk with the guy will be absolutely amazing. If only he were real…”
I masturbate imagining Ezio or Connor’s head between my legs; the orgasms I get are doubly wonderful, too.
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I think now is a good time to mention the affiliation with our brothers and sisters over at Dirty Assassin’s Creed Secrets-n
I would totally turn to the dark side (aka become a Templar) if getting to sleep with Haytham came as part of the package. He is a baddie and lets face it, NOT REAL. But I find him incredibly sexy.
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Oh hello, PG-13 version of the confession I received days earlier.
This just happened on my dash.
All that’s missing is Connor tho
HE HAS A TINY PEE PEE
Sorry, but I can’t help but reblog this. It’s relevant to this blog, alright?