Dirty Polls

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Hello there everyone! Welcome to another day of TMI Tuesday!

So, I am sure that some of you have seen this graphic before, si? So our boys here are still bickering about who has the best pene all around…

Now that we have finished all of Altaïr’s polls, we can finally lay down the final results for all assassini. Who shall be crowned the size king??? Will it be…

Altaïr??

Ezio????

or Connor????

You can the final results below this cut:

Altaïr’s stats
Length – 8in/20cm
Girth – 5in/13cm

Ezio’s stats
Length – 7in/18cm

Girth – 5in/13cm

Connor’s stats
Length – 8in/20cm
Girth – 5in/13cm

Final placement
1st place – tied between Atlaïr and Connor
2nd place – Ezio Auditore 

Mamma mia! I cannot believe this! It looks like we have a tie Atlaïr and Connor…hmm, seems like you lot wouldn’t back down from a very good picture of their crotches, si?

Should we have one last round to see to break the tie, or keep the votes as it is?

Ahh, sorry for the delay, everyone; I have been busy with many other things lately to get these poll results going.

So a few weeks ago, we had conducted our very last poll for the main group of assassins (Altaïr, Ezio and Connor). We already know what Altaïr’s penis length is; he rivals Connor in the length department. But aaaahhh, who will be the one to be crowned the Size King? These very results will determine who has it the biggest, since the most recent poll had us measure Altaïr’s girth. Below this cut are the results:

We didn’t have a lot of people vote from Europe this time, losing a lot of voters from the Mediterranean and Eastern Europe. In fact, Altair’s poll for this round received the least amount of votes out of all the poll we have done so far:

The US reigns supreme as always when it comes to the Top 5 countries. However, this time we had an interesting mix: two Portuguese-speaking countries make it to the Top 5 for the first time ever, with Portugal coming in 2nd place and its former colony placing 3rd.

^ Above is the chart of all the votes received total for this poll. Right now, it looks like 5 in/13 cm is ahead of the rest, but that’s only going by the mode. Also an interesting note to take in this poll is that compared to all the previous ones, the results seem to be negatively skewed. In our previous polls, the polls usually have an even distribution although the top of the bell curve would just be slightly right-leaning. For this latest poll, however, the results are definitely negatively skewed. Well then, let’s see how well the mean and median do…

Altaïr’s girth, when fully erect
n = 53
μ = 4.74528
M = 5
Mode = 5
σ = 0.94372
σ² = 0.8906
SD = 0.93477
s² = 0.8738

The standard deviation for this poll doesn’t seem to be all that big since we only received 53 votes. If we had a larger sample size, perhaps the SD would be bigger and our results might have had a more even distribution. Regardless, the median and mode are both consistent. As for the mean, we round this up to the whole number to make 4.74528 become 5.

Discussion

The results seem to be consistent regardless of it being negatively skewed and having not a lot of people cast their ballots for this round. Overall, the fans have spoken: Altaïr is 5 in/13 cm thick. We will be taking this into account and we reveal the overall statistics for all of the assassins so far when next week comes. Right now, Altaïr is looking pretty big (pun intended). ;D

~ Paola

Sorry for the delay on getting the results in for Altair’s dirty poll; I have been very busy lately with real life issues.

Anyway, just to remind all of you what we are getting into:

Now that Altaïr’s crotch is now forever imprinted into your memory, let’s get down to business, shall we? The results can be read below this cut:

We had less people from Europe vote this time for Altaïr’s penis length. However, he was still able to get more votes than Connor but less than Ezio:

This time, there were 2 people who did not vote anonymously as witness by the above chart…I am sure that the average age of our demographic is above 14 years old though.

The poll only counts votes that were cast anonymously, however, so those two who didn’t vote anonymously, your vote didn’t count. However, I am going to assume that you voted 13 cm for Altaïr since I saw 0 votes cast for that (a few days ago, I did and it was strange to see it not showing up). So I shall put down 2 votes for 13 cm:

Altaïr’s length, when fully erect
n = 114
μ = 7.66228
M = 7.5
Mode = 8
σ = 1.18339
σ² = 1.40042
SD = 1.17819
s² = 1.38814

The voting for Altaïr seems to be unstable. The mean indicates that Altaïr is 7.7 inches in length, yet the median says he is 7.5 and the mode says that he is 8.

Well jeez everyone, I do not know what to tell you. Usually, the median and mode would be closer to the mean, not the other way around. By the way, the median had to be divided [(7.5+7.5)/2 = 7.5] since we came across an even set of numbers.

Well, I guess if we round Altaïr’s size to the nearest whole number, that would make him 8 inches/20 centimetres in length, pretty much the same size as Connor.

This is a close race, everyone! At first, Connor was deemed the longest thanks to people’s votes. However, he now ties with Altaïr for largest penis size.

Ah, but who shall reign as king? Connor came out as average in regards to penis thickness; let’s see how Altaïr does for the next poll. 😉

– Paola

It is TMI Tuesday again, and you know that that means.

So for last week’s dirty poll results on how thick Ezio’s pene is according to the fandom, you can view them below this ‘read more’ cut:

As you can see from these maps, we had less countries participate this time. A significantly less amount of European countries participated in this round compared to last round.

However, Ezio was still able to get more votes than Connor for both rounds. Connor’s polls ranged in the 70s for the amount of votes he received. For the previous poll on how long you think Ezio’s penis is, he was able to get votes in the 100s. For this round, however, he only received a total of 86 votes. Mexico and Philippines are no longer in the Top 5 as Denmark comes in as the newcomer and Germany reclaims her spot.

Gender is undefined as always, for all votes we receive are always anonymous.

Below are the number of votes that each answer has received:

Uhm…I hope you all weren’t too persuaded by Ezio once again; he really loves to sway votes and make polling so biased.

Anyway, here are the results:

n = 86
μ = 4.86047
M = 5
Mode = 5, 5.5
σ = 0.86993
σ² = 0.75677
SD = 0.86485
s² = 0.74797

The standard deviation is a lot smaller this time compared to last time; if we had a larger sample size, then we would’ve had more variations in the answers we’ve received. Regardless, the mean comes in at 4.8607. Rounding that to the nearest whole number, that would make it 5, thus being in line with the median and mode. However, its seems that two numbers appeared as the mode: 5 and 5.5 since both had the most votes yet also had the same number of votes. The median was also split and had to be divided [(5+5)/2 = 5]. Thus, we go by the mean again.

Although since nearly all of them round to the number 5, we now have a collective headcanon on how thick everyone thinks Ezio’s penis is.

He has a penis girth of 5 inches/13 centimetres and a penis length of 7 inches/8 cm. Thus, he is a little smaller than Connor in length, but is equal in girth to him (Connor came in at 8 in/20 cm for penis length and 5 in/13 cm in girth).

Hmmm…

I am starting to assume that some of you may be afraid of having too thick of a pene enter you, si? Personally I am more for how fat a penis is than how long it is, as I think that might be more filling than length (who can really fit in something as big as a 25-cm cock)?

Oh well. Let us hope that for Altaïr’s round, he has the thickest of all. ;D

But anyway, what do you all think? Are you satisfied with Ezio’s size? He seems to be in the average range for both length and girth.

– Paola