Our previous dirty polls tackled the sizes of the male Assassins’ hiddenTM blades and the wonderful heaving bosoms of our beautiful ladies. Now, we’re gonna take it a step further and have a tournament that would surely tickle all your fantasies!
Presenting: The Lord of the AssasSINS, the tournament where each male Assassin (and a renegade Templar) gets to fight each other in a battle of true epic proportions. There is no need for violence here for they only need one true skill – their mastery of bringing us to our knees with the power of their sheer voice alone! And you, our dear patrons, get to decide who the winner will be!
In true tournament fashion, this will be done in several matches. Once the clock strikes midnight on Monday and Friday (PST time/-08:00 UTC), we shall be hosting four matches at the same time. There will be seven rounds, so this is a tournament that is definitely not for the faint-hearted! Each Assassin has the chance to fight each other; the one with the most wins shall be declared winner by the tournament’s end. If there is a need for a tie-breaker, we would host that one as well.
The tournament will start on January 18, 2016, midnight (PST time). We hope to see you here in the Rosa in Fiore then. May the best Assassino win!
You have spoken! The very lovely Anne Bonny wins this round of our Dirty Polls series for ‘Best Breasts of the AC series’!
We’d also like to take this opportunity to encourage anyone to submit their confessions about Anne and the rest of the amazing women of Assassin’s Creed. The confessions we have thus far are definitely skewed towards the gorgeous men – not that we are complaining! – but we would very much like to see more appreciation for the ladies. <3
