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August 24, 2021

Fall of 2021 is rapidly approaching to cool much of our frustrations away. Before it does, we are happy to announce that the votes for the poll have been counted and the results are in! This year, we have asked our audience the following question: Who was this woman you desired to share your bed with, in hopes to hear more than just your name fall against her glossy lips?

Our beautiful Queen of the Summer was the one that made our days even hotter by her presence alone and left our nights filled with longing desires to do more than just admire her stunning figure. Everyone, please give a round of applause to our female winner, Miss Evie Frye!

Let’s take a quick look at how the rest of our candidates did!

Although Miss Evie Frye has been claimed and crowned as Queen, does not mean that the rest of the lovely women are any less attractive. No, of course not. Each of our contestants, Assassin or Templar, are beautiful and filled with enough grace, passion, and sex appeal of their own to satisfy the right crowd of people. We want to thank everyone who has participated and those who had the intention to participate. May you cast your vote in our next poll!

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Who is the Lady of the AssasSINS and the TEMPTlars?

July 26, 2021

 

Fall of last year was the season we all dedicated the time to honor and appreciate the male voices behind each member that once fought for the Templar Order. Winter was the season we announced, crowned, and kneeled before our Lord of Templars. To give your praises and offerings to our King, you may visit him here.

Summer is the time of Prosperity, Extravagance, & Good Spirits. Today, we want to appreciate our female Assassins and Templars who have fought for as long as they could, believing in what was to be correct for the future of their two different worlds. Many of these fine women were voices of reason and strong female figures. For some of us, their voices and perfect postures meant more than their confidence and wisdom. Her voice brought internal warmth and comfort, one that was often difficult to dismiss at night. Her delicate body pressing and desperately holding on to you, someone she knew it was okay to fall weak for. Who was this woman you desired to share your bed with, in hopes to hear more than just your name fall against her glossy lips?

To help you decide, we’ve added a fun little audio playlist with all the voices of our very fine ladies. Enjoy!

For this poll, you may vote 2 ladies at the most!

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Who is the Lady of the AssasSINS and the TEMPTlars?
Dirty Polls

November 3, 2020

Previously, we asked you whose male Templar voice makes you tempt to do very sinful things  ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) Well, you’ve spoken and it’s clear that many of you are very much captivated by Haytham Kenway’s voice! Here’s the breakdown of the results:

Now we wonder who is going to win if we pit the new Lord of the TEMPTlars with the current Lord of the AssasSINS himself, Jacob Frye. 😏😏😏 But maybe that is a poll for another day. For now, a very big congratulations to Grand Master of the TEMPTlars (and your fantasies), Haytham Kenway!

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Who is the Lord of the TEMPTlars?

October 11, 2020

Four years ago, we held a very vicious fight to determine who was the Lord of the AssasSINS. Well, now it’s about time that our male Templars get a chance to shine in the spotlight…

They may be villains in the Assassins’ eyes, but that doesn’t mean we cannot appreciate just how much they can make us sin, not when they are gifted with these sexy voices, ? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  So, who among these gentlemen simply tempt you to do unspeakable things just from the sheer power of his voice alone?

To help you decide, we’ve added a fun little audio playlist with all the voices of our Templars. Enjoy!  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

So, have you decided? Vote here!

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Our dirty poll will run from October 11 to October 25 Pacific Time so make sure you vote now!

Dirty Polls

September 12, 2016

It doesn’t surprise us that our Favourite Virgin Assassin™ has won this round of our dirty polls! Can you even imagine how Connor would react if you graze your fingers on those delectable hewn muscles? We certainly can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Anyway, here is the breakdown of the results! 186 voted this time, and 40% of you voted for Connor!

So, what’s next for our dirty polls? Will Connor win that round? Stay tuned! For now, congratulations, Connor!

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August 8, 2016

And in a result that (probably) surprises no one, le gentilhomme français himself Arno Dorian has–ehem–asserted his dominance and wins this round of our dirty polls! There is certainly no denying that That Ass™ is worthy of all the praises loud enough to merit an assembly that asseverates all his known assets. We received 176 votes and 31% of you worked… assiduously to make sure Monsieur Dorian comes out on top!

Here is the breakdown of the results:

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So will Monsieur Dorian’s fans assemble for the next round of dirty polls to make sure he wins again? Stay tuned! For now – congratulations, Arno!

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July 28, 2016

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Well, considering that quite a lot of confessions about Jacob were a great deal about his brazen and his–ehem–cocky approach in bed it’s no surprise that he won this round of dirty polls. We received 193 votes in total and 34% of you voted for Jacob!

The breakdown of the results is as follows:

So will Signore Frye win our next round of dirty polls? Stay tuned! For now – congratulations to His Impetuousness himself – Sir Jacob Frye!

Dirty Polls, Miscellaneous

June 9, 2016

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Our who’s the most romantic poll has ended and you’ve given us your opinions! Everyone’s favourite Italian Assassin, Ezio Auditore da Firenze, wins this poll! Here is the breakdown of the results:

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The numbers don’t lie and our patrons have decided.

♥♥♥ Congratulations, Ezio! ♥♥♥

He is romantic. I mean c’mon this adorable and sexy baby even collected flowers for Sofia… if that isn’t romantic to you then you have to replay his games!

Grazie, to all that voted for me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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– Ezio Auditore

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June 9, 2016

Our who’s the most romantic poll has ended and you’ve given us your opinions! Everyone’s favourite Italian Assassin, Ezio Auditore da Firenze, wins this poll! Here is the breakdown of the results:

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The numbers don’t lie and our patrons have decided.

♥♥♥ Congratulations, Ezio! ♥♥♥

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February 21, 2016

Well, that was quite a fight! 7 days and 453 votes later we now officially have The Lord of the AssasSINS: The Impetuous Jacob Frye!

As you can see in the poll results, the fight pretty much narrowed down between the British Scoundrel and the American Wolf, Connor. Signora Paola personally saw just how vicious the fight got – whenever one took over the top spot, the other managed to kick him off the post. She was actually wondering what to do if ever they’d end up in a tie and was making contingency plans. However, in the end, Jacob managed to edge out the very tough and determined Connor.

Thank you so much for participating in this exciting part of the dirty polls! We’ll have the next one coming soon. ♥️

Love,
~ The Ladies of Rosa in Fiore