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This is a more personal question for you ladies: name any 2 AC characters you’d have the following threesomes with: 1. 2 guys, no gay interaction between them 2. 2 guys with gay interaction between them 3. 1 guy, 1 girl, no lesbian interaction (cum swapping doesn’t count) 4. 1 guy, 1 girl with lesbian interaction If you’re feeling daring: 5. Two girls.

March 28, 2016

No surprise, I’d choose Connor and Jacob, and I’d want them to, well, appreciate each other, too. *coughs*

I’d also like a threesome with Evie and Henry. Definitely with a lesbian interaction between myself and her. 8D

~ Signora Paola

Well if you read my drabble, you know it’s Connor & Jacob for me. And while I would prefer their whole attention to me, I wouldn’t mind if they have fun together too.

~Claudia

Hmmmm, for 1 guy, 1 girl and no lesbian interaction, I will say…

Shay Cormac and Hope Jensen.

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– Ezio

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March 26, 2016

This specific ask is quite popular! (*0*)/ Let’s see if we could answer this to your satisfaction!

Desmond: Wax play, even better if he is surrounded by candles all around.

Altaïr: A bit of a blood play, I see him roleplaying as a vampire actually! Of course he knows his partner’s limits and would never endanger them.

Ezio: Exhibitionism with a side of group sex. Ehem.

Connor: Idk why but I see him as getting really turned on by corsets. He might even learn how to lace up one properly. A part of the appeal for him is the idea of running his hidden blade to cut off the laces and ruining it (he’ll always buy a new one to replace it, don’t worry).

Aveline: Impact play. Spanking is great, but I think she’d love flogging (and a whip, of course)

Edward: Group sex with a side of breathplay (being inflicted on him that is).

Adéwalé: Latex and leather. Like try wearing Catwoman’s suit and I think it wouldn’t take him long. ;D

Shay: Sensation play/sensory deprivation. I think he’d both love to give and receive it. I see him as someone who would love to be deprived of sight and sound, so he would be really sensitive to touch.

Haytham: Abduction/kidnap play. He wouldn’t do anything that’s not previously agreed upon, of course, and he’d be very particular about your boundaries.

Arno: Bukkake and creampie. Nothing like seeing his own ejaculate marking and dripping from his lover’s body.

Shao Jun: Shibari and suspension. Not just rope bondage, nope. I think she would really appreciate the artistry.

Arbaaz: Prostate massage. *coughs* Do I really need to elaborate?

Evie: Pet play. It’s up to your imagination who she would be in this situation. ;D But I think she can do both.

Jacob: Orgasm control/denial. I think he’s into the whole dominance and submission thing. As a dom, I think controlling his partner’s orgasms and making them come on his command would be his biggest kink of all. As a sub, he loves the feeling of repeatedly going near the “edge” (like I mentioned here 8D).

~ Signora Paola

Haytham: He’d have a kink of wearing his tricorn hat while having sex. He’d also be very commanding during sex but would do it with such a smooth voice, a la James Bond style huehue~

Desmond: I think he secretly likes being tied up and twerked on lol

Shao Jun: Rope darts. Basically this dirty secret: [x]

Connor: I’d think he’d actually would *want* someone to tie him up with those rope darts. Shao Jun teaches the craft well and makes sure it gets passed down.

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Aveline: I think she’s secretly a dominatrix in the bedroom lol (and going with the rope dart theme above; I know she doesn’t really use on in game, but if she came across another assassin that does, she’d use it on them in a very naughty way

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(I think I just developed a kink for rope darts *cough*)

Ezio: Gets really turned on with making love while having that Carnevale mask on

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~ Ezio

Desmond: Photography/Videotaping. The idea of being recorded or having pictures taken is really hot to him.

Altair: Pet Play. He loves when you wear that cute collar and regard him as your master. He does take great care of you…

Ezio:

Strip Tease. He doesn’t mind who does the stripping, but he loves it. The music, the body movements, the teasing… It’s very arousing.

Connor: Rope Play. He loves the idea of tying you up or being tied, giving the control to the one untied. It really arouses him, specially when he ties you.

Aveline: Suspension. With her rope darts she either lifts herself up or you, it doesn’t matter. She simply wants you to be in the air..

Edward: Knife Play. He likes being on edge, feeling danger and knives deliver. He runs them through your skin and fucks you at knife point too.

Adéwalé: Temperature play. I believe he would use different objects, like ice, for foreplay and keeping you on edge.

Shay: Impact play. He likes the stinging sensation left on his skin and to make you feel it too.

Haytham: Choking. He knows you like this, as it heightens your arousal and he loves controlling you too.

Arno: Wax Play. I think he loves playing with wax and seeing you writhe when he drops the wax on your skin.

Shao Jun: Flexibility/Contortionism. I think she’s extremely flexible and would be down to try many of those “impossible” positions with you.

Arbaaz: Food Play. I don’t know why I keep associating him with food, but I sure see him incorporating food to your sexy time.

Evie: Caning. She loves using her cane for other things besides killing, like hitting you with it to see you moan and beg.

Jacob: Ear play & Dirty Talk. He knows your ears are super sensitive and he take advantage of that. He also loves to dirty talk to you in that voice of his.

~Claudia

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Out of all the playable characters in AC, which one do you lovely ladies think has the prettiest eyes? (For me, it has to be Edward <3)

March 25, 2016

I’m torn between Altaïr and Jacob, frankly. (I hope my boy Connor wouldn’t mind my answer ;A;)

~ Signora Paola

Oh no… Why must you make me choose? *sigh* I’m between Connor and Jacob. Connor’s eyes are very intense and match his face perfectly, plus they have that lovely brown color…  Jacob’s eyes are lovely too, that hazel color and they really make his face perfect.

~Claudia

I must admit that I fancy Edwards eyes a lot! I am a sucker for blue eyes. If it were not for him, I would choose Arno of course 😛

-Sister Teodora

Absolutely Evie Frye. (Sorry, Shay.)

♡ Fiora

I think Connor’s eyes in The Tyranny of King Washington were kind of scary, but in that sort of hauntingly beautiful kind of way–definitely meant to send chills up the spine!

– Ezio

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If the Assassins were living today and had to perform one song on stage (I don’t necessarily mean stripping), what do you think it would be? Or in case that’s too hard to answer, what kind of music in general would they enjoy and be likely to perform? I know it’s a weird question, sorry… But I’d be happy if you could answer it :)

March 25, 2016

Altaïr: I’m thinking he’d do something similar to that sort of Middle Eastern chant you hear in the morning, like in a mosque or an Eastern Orthodox church, but a little more modern. So maybe something kinda like him doing a cover of Dead Can Dance songs or just Lisa Gerrard.

Connor: Anything by Nickels and Bones, no questions asked. I mean Noah Watts’s singing voice? That’s literally Connor’s right there~

Edward: Sea shanties, of course. Although he’d probably go all Celtic punk with it lol

Arno: He’d do the whole romantic French guy full on aha. He’d do a romantic rock cover of C’est Si Bon~

Jacob: Dangerous Game from Jekyll & Hyde, the musical. He’d do the whole sexual touchy-felly Mr. Hyde act on stage, too, with whomever the poor unfortunate soul is on stage with him. XD

Shao Jun: This song from Mulan sorry I can’t resist. XD

Aveline: Sorry to pick another Disney song, but I have to~ Aveline would sing something from The Princess and the Frog.

Rebecca Crane: Something by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts.

Ezio: Minstrel songs…in the minstrel outfit….

 

~ Ezio Auditore

This may reveal my musical interests (and my old age oh my goodness) more than anything, so I hope you don’t mind, my dearest anon!

Desmond: Take On Me by A-Ha. Idk I just see him as someone who would love to sing 80′s songs. And you know he can totally reach that high note. XD

Altaïr: Killer by Adamski & Seal. That bass and beat is something a Master Assassin would want to accompany him while he’s stalking his target tbh.

Ezio: Just Another Day by Jon Secada. Imagine that husky Italian-accented voice singing an acoustic version of this song, mwahaha.

Connor: Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins. I totally see him loving Top Gun tbh. ~/o/ Alternatively, a male rendition of Hello by Adele. The feels, oh my God. I mean, you don’t even need to have a sad backstory to accompany this; just hearing Connor sing it is heartbreaking. ;A;

Aveline: Dangerous by Roxette. Hey, if she and Connor would share the stage she would totally sing this. 8D

Edward: The Wild Boys by Duran Duran. Chorus might be a little too high for him, but I think he’d totally kill it. 8D

Adéwalé: The Unforgiven by Metallica. The somber tone fits him, personally.

Shay: Another One Bites The Dust by Queen. I can totally see him singing this while slaying those damned Assassins in their weekly Assassin VS Templar karaoke nights. *coughs*

Haytham: You Know My Name by Chris Cornell. Yes, a James Bond theme for our most James Bond-like character in the AC universe. Ehem. And idek I think Haytham would look AWESOME in those opening credits (which is still my favourite to this day goddamn)

Arno: Stay (Faraway, So Close!) by U2. Another somber tone (with a bit of an existentialism) that fits him, IMO. Alternatively, Angels By Robbie Williams.

Shao Jun: Rush, Rush by Paula Abdul. I don’t even have an explanation, I just want her to sing this. XD;

Arbaaz: Gold By Spandau Ballet. I just want him to sing something inspiring tbh. XD;

Evie: Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Lorde. Although I adore the original Tears For Fears version, I can totally hear Evie singing Lorde’s rendition and killing it.

Jacob: Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana. HOW CAN I NOT. THAT SONG IS TOTALLY JACOB. And I’m getting all flustered imagining Jacob screaming the lyrics (rocker!Jacob is totally a personal weakness). Alternatively: Well, Closer by Nine Inch Nails is already taken as his stripper song, but I think he’d still sing it 8D

~ Signora Paola

I’m going with a more modern approach for each assassin, so imagine a Karaoke night with all these songs we have for you here! Also, you will find that I have a very… eclectic taste in music, hope you like it. Alright, here we go:

Desmond: Alphabet Aerobics by Blackalicious. I’m thinking Desmond likes Rap, R&B and related genres. He’s very good at Freestyle too!

Altair: Viva la Vida by ColdPlay. Altair’s sultry voice singing this… oh yes. Plus, it describes him.

Ezio: Rock your Body by Justin Timberlake. I mean doesn’t this scream Ezio all over? Plus I can see him dancing his way too.

Connor: Renegades by X Ambassadors. I’m thinking Connor would be into most types of rock and I feel this song fits him very well.

Aveline: Empire by Shakira. I think Aveline has the vocals to sing this song and it sounds like her too.

Edward: Conquistador by 30 seconds to Mars. I think he would enjoy some rock from time to time and the strength of this songs speaks Edward all over.

Adéwalé: Billie Jean by Michael Jackson. Modern headcanon: Adé really loves MJ’s songs and dances to them freely. Believe me.

Shay: In the Dark by 3 Doors Down. I really like this song and I think Shay would deliver a great performance. Plus is sexy too.

Haytham: The way you look tonight by Frank Sinatra, sung by Tony Bennett. Haytham’s sultry and smooth voice, with a slow song. Sign me up!

Arno: Sugar by Maroon 5. It’s sweet, it’s cute and it’s romantic. It’s just like our French baguette named Arno.

Shao Jun: Titanium by David Guetta ft. Sia. Shao Jun may look like the quiet type, but I bet she can pull out these vocals just fine.

Arbaaz: Rap God by Eminem. Love the song and yes, Arbaaz voice would so ace this. I think he would like it too.

Evie: Castle by Halsey. It’s mysterious, but a strong song and I think it represents Evie as well.

Jacob: Angel of Small Death & The Codeine Scene by Hozier, because I love this song, and imagining Jacob singing it gives me the chills. Good Lord…

~Claudia

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Oh wonderful and gracious mods, what would the Assassin’s stripper names be?

March 24, 2016

Wow this brings me back to the stripper artwork that @berunov made a while back. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We even have a dirty secret for that, too: [X]

Mary Read: Blue Curaçao

Aveline: Missy Bon Bons

Shao Jun: Jade Dragon

Edward: Pirate Booty

Connor: Captain Twerkway

Haytham: Dick Haystacks

Adéwalé: Thunder Thighs

Shay: Shaggy Sashay

Jacob: Stupid Sexy Frye

Desmond: Shirley Twerker

Altaïr: Prince Ali Ababa

Ezio: Italian Stalion

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~ Ezio

This sounds like fun:

Desmond: Bend Over Desmond  (spoof of the drink Bend Over Shirley)

Altair: Hot Arabian Nights

Ezio: The Italian Sausage 

Connor: Ravenous Wolf

Aveline: Cherry Treats

Edward: Sharkmaster Eddy

Adéwalé: Moby Dick

Shay: Irish Bad Boy

Haytham: Lord Buckingham

Arno: Footlong Baguette

Shao Jun: Jewel of the Dragon

Arbaaz: Spicy Curry Treat

Evie: Miss Heart Throb 

Jacob: Big Ben “The Cock Tower”

~Claudia

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What’s you ladies’ favorite AC game?

March 24, 2016

AC: Unity, as the French Revolution (or France) is my favorite topic for a game and the storyline was fine as well. Not to speak about a certain baguette…
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– Sister Teodora.

For a while it was Assassin’s Creed II, but AC3 has become my current fav. I still really love AC2. It’s really hard to pick one or the other, so I love both.

~ Ezio

Now, for me choosing a favorite game is very hard. I’ve been playing these games since 2007 when the first came out and I’ve loved every single one of them. But If I were to choose: ACII, AC Brotherhood, ACIII, AC Syndicate are the ones I’ve invested more time playing, so you could say they’re my favorites.

~Claudia

This is tough because I usually distinguish between favourites according to category (like which game is the most fun, which game has the best storyline, etc.). But like Claudia I’d choose these games because they’re the ones I invested the most time playing: AC2, AC Brotherhood, AC3, and AC Syndicate.

~ Signora Paola

Ignoring all the little technical details (like Paola, it’s not really as simple as ‘favorite’ for me, there’s setting and story and game play and graphics, etc) and going only for “What game do I find myself coming back to the most”, it’s probably a toss up between Syndicate and Rogue for me. (Gee, who could have foreseen that.) Even putting aside any other opinions I may have of Shay and Evie, I just genuinely enjoy spending time in those worlds and with those characters even if I’m not doing anything more than pointlessly terrorizing London or watching other ships battle.

♡ Fiora

(W….We WERE supposed to be terrorizing London, right?)

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Signora Paola, how do you think modern day Jacob would dress? I adore your rendition of how modern day Jacob acts in your SH drabbles but fashion is such a big thing for me that I’m curious what he’d wear and how he’d groom himself. I imagine he wouldn’t have his sideburns grown anymore since they’re not trending these days…

March 23, 2016

Aww, thank you so much! I’m so happy that you like my rendition of modern Jacob. (´∀｀)♡

Tbh I think Jacob would have a “idgaf what you think I’m wearing this” approach to fashion. I’m not saying that he would be a bad dresser and would just wear things haphazardly, of course! At the risk of sounding “safe” I think he would gravitate towards modern steampunk with a touch of that wild rock star look. Since I headcanon modern Jacob as well-travelled I think he had gone to Japan several times and would have probably taken a liking to labels like h.NAOTO. He’d probably also get a few tips from Harajuku street fashion given his rebellious side. Nothing too ostentatious, but just enough to raise Evie’s eyebrows and send his significant other into a panic ~/o/

As for grooming, again I think he has a “as long as I look good in it I don’t care what the fashion trends are” approach to it. I mean, we all know that aside from being a rebel he’s also a bit of a narcissist so I can imagine him as someone who would take it as a challenge to make something outdated look good again. At least something that looks good on him (and him alone lmao).

In short: Modern Jacob is totally a wannabe rock star 😀

Grazie!
~ Signora Paola

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So mods, I recently got my nipples pierced and I started wondering how our dear assassins would react to piercings and tattoos in a, ah, sexual situation… Any ideas?

March 23, 2016

Well I think Edward Kenway and Adéwalé are quite used to the whole tatts and piercings idea, since they are pirates after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I think they’d just treat it like it’s simply there, due to how common they were among the pirate community. Although I do think they might tug and pull at nipple piercings in order to tease every now and then.

I also think Desmond would be kind of secretly deviant and get a Prince Albert piercing on his pene, hehehehe~ show it off to whomever comes across it…

– Ezio

I think Connor, Aveline, Haytham, Shay, Arno, and Evie would be taken aback at first. Perhaps they’d even be concerned about the tenderness of your skin during the first several days. Especially when it’s a nipple piercing! I can imagine them being a little horrified about it. At least at first. 8D

Desmond, Altair, Ezio, Edward, Adewale, Shao Jun, Arbaaz, and Jacob would be totally cool with it though. I can even imagine them becoming curious enough that they’d want to get those piercings themselves.

I think all of them would play with those piercings during sex; it’s just the question of how often (and how rough 8D) they’d play. I can see Altair, Edward, Adewale, and Jacob playing a little rough and would constantly sneak in a few tugs and pulls every chance they get even outside the bedroom. ;D

~ Signora Paola

Oh! Let’s see…

Desmond, Altair, Ezio, Aveline, Edward, Adéwalé, & Arbaaz would be more into piercings. I think they would be very open minded when it comes to achieving sexual pleasure by other means, like piercings. They would be happily surprised and curious when you tell them you got one, so they would ‘experiment’ as much as possible to see how they work. They may even get some for themselves. They also like tattoos, but piercings really turn them on.

Connor, Shay, Haytham, Arno Shao Jun, Evie & Jacob would be more into tattoos. Now don’t get me wrong, they would like your piercings ( and play with them), of course, but it’s something about tattoos that really spikes their arousal. They would trace their fingers and mouths through them, noticing how much more sensitive your skin is there.

~Claudia

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March 21, 2016

Anonimo 1# > I am a real fan of musk and some kind of herby scent? At least for Arno I imagine to have him a soft pinch of red wine mixed with musk and some earthy ‘addition’, same goes for Jacob as they’re both rolling around in dirt and such. Maybe Jacob tends to have something less heavier and uses fresh peppermint? Like not the chewing gum-mint but really fresh peppermint…

Anonimo 2# > Indeed he does and I am glad he has it. I can watch him swagger all day over Monsieur De La Serres office floor, ehehe.

Anonimo 3# > Arno would most likely do that when he’s really drunk and in a really good mood.. otherwise, yes, really have great friends!

-Sister Teodora

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I was at Paul and Victoria’s Birmingham panel today and I swear Paul almost read out more confessions from this blog after a fan asked him about it! Unfortunately the panel then had to end but we were so close to getting more reading of confessions! 😂

March 21, 2016

You know what would be awesome? If we had a little Jacob popping up on the lower right side of your browser screen whenever you’re about to read a confession about him again~

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Then he’d go:

“Right, I see you’re reading a confession about me again. Would you like me to read this out loud for you? Oh, why am I even asking – of course you would!”

….Like Microsoft Word’s Clippy, only way, way less helpful (and perhaps a tad annoying to some people).

Ah, if only I could make this a real feature to this bordello.

~ Signora Paola (who’s totally rehashing the idea from this post ~/o/)