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I swear to god I can’t get over Paul finding this blog- it’s like we as a sinful brotherhood have been exposed and I can’t stop shaking with laughter. oF ALL THE BLOGS HE COULD’VE FOUND!? a part of me is just imagining him scrolling through these posts just grinning to himself like ‘yep, I’m basically the reason for all of this’ 😂😂😂

January 12, 2016

Ah, perhaps his reaction is something like this?

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The fact that this is from a movie called Assassins takes the cake

~ Signora Paola, who looks less of the illustrious Madame and more of a

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How long do you reckon before Noah Watts discovers one of the Connor confessions, or the whole site?

January 12, 2016

Considering that he actually has a blog here and is known to interact with the fans I’m genuinely surprised that he hasn’t discovered this corner of the fandom yet.

OR HAS HE?

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~ Signora Paola

DACS Greatest Hits, Miscellaneous

I just can say that Mr. Paul has a lot of time on Tumblr to find that confession. I wonder how he could find it anyways.

January 12, 2016

Well, it could be that he actually has a Tumblr account and/or is tracking the #Jacob Frye tag. Or he’s following the blog (to which I would never recover).

Or, more realistically, someone else probably sent that link to him and went, “AY check this out~”

Who knows.

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~ Signora Paola

DACS Greatest Hits, Miscellaneous

HELLO ARE YOU AWARE OF THE FACT THAT PAUL AMOS HAS FOUND THIS BLOG

January 12, 2016

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

AHH OUR SECRETS HAVE BEEN FOUND RUUNNNNNNN

….H-how did he find it though

(And Paul, if you’re reading this, I bid you welcome. Please don’t kill us.)

~ Signora Paola

In case some of our patrons need to know the context of this ask

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Which would be this confession. To whomever submitted that, I both extend my congratulations and aid in case you need to recover from this… exposé

~ Signora Paola

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Now that Paul Amos found this blog maybe he’ll post audio of Jacob saying dirty things! At least I hope so. Jacob moaning would be hot.

January 12, 2016
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Be careful of what you wish for, anon. Would the fandom be ready for that? Would you be ready?

~ Signora Paola (who’s definitely not ready)

DACS Greatest Hits, Miscellaneous

HELLO ARE YOU AWARE OF THE FACT THAT PAUL AMOS HAS FOUND THIS BLOG

January 12, 2016
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AHH OUR SECRETS HAVE BEEN FOUND RUUNNNNNNN

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….H-how did he find it though

(And Paul, if you’re reading this, I bid you welcome. Please don’t kill us.)

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~ Signora Paola

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Hi there! I love your blog 🌚✨ Question to the admins/ admin, which character do you most fantasize about?

January 5, 2016

I do fantasize the most about Monsieur Arno <3

-Sister Teodora

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For a time I fantasised a great deal about Connor (and it was a very amorous time).  I then switched my energies to another fandom after I had become discontented with the AC fandom, but it seems that Syndicate is luring me back in.

Have I begun to fantasise about Jacob, you may ask? Well I’ll let this gif do the talking

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~ Signora Paola

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I admit, I have fantasized will most of them, but Connor and Jacob rule most of my current fantasies. 

~ Claudia

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Ladies! I just want to know each of your opinion: What do you think about the dirty secrets you get? Do you find them embarrassing, funny, or sexy?

June 5, 2014

Barring the strange confession or two I find most of them normal, but then I may be so accustomed to hearing such dirty confessions. It would take quite a confession to send this old lady blushing (and there were admittedly a few). 😉

~ Sister Teodora
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There are some that warms my heart to hear, maybe a few that leaves me reaching for my fan. And then there are the ones that tend to tread more into embarrassing territory, where I either have my eyes rolling or it leaves me laughing. I sometimes wonder what on earth some of these people are thinking…but then again, I do read these for amusement as well. ;P

~ Signora Paola

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I work so long for Signora Paola (over an year with a short break) that I am so used to it, I am not even thinking anything about the confessions. But sometimes there are some, where I really have to blush or admit, that they’re are not my style.

-Fiora

DACS Greatest Hits, Dirty Reblogs

Ezio’s Dating Services

July 30, 2013

djkaeru:

allsoundsasscreed:

“I am waiting by the phone for you to call me all night long.”

“Where have you been? Just call 1-800-ASSASSINO, and talk to guys just like me.”

“Are you lonely? You have nothing better to do on a Friday night? Why not call and talk to me? You must call me, not anyone else.”

“Did that fall from heaven hurt because, uh, it looked like a long fall—you are an angel is what I am trying to say.”

“I lost my number, can I please have yours?”

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Original source is from this video.

(Took me a little longer to type out the quotes because I couldn’t stop laughing.)

I have to listen to this every friday night XDD