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I can never look at a confession that even mentions a character’s voice ever again. I don’t know what the hell is going to happen next.

January 16, 2016

Imagine how it must feel for us whenever we edit confessions of that kind. The level of hyperawareness knowing that these Master Assassins are lurking around the corner is terrifying

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~ Signora Paola

DACS Greatest Hits, Miscellaneous

I’m waiting for all of you here who run this wonderful blog to turn out to be AC voice actors- playing us all along 😉 That would be both hilarious and slightly weird but either way it would be brilliant! 😂

January 16, 2016

Hmmm, interesting theory, my dear.

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Who’s your favourite dirty assassino?

January 15, 2016

Well, mio caro Nonnie, I admit Connor and Jacob are my top in the list right now. I just can’t help it, they’re so perfect for the fantasies I have… Though, I cannot deny I’ve had fantasies of the other assassini. Perhaps, the ladies want to share their opinions, hmm?

~Claudia

I would say that a good Madame should keep a hands-off policy and let only her clientele feast on the… goods, but I was never great in following my own rules anyway.

I have already revealed that I have sinned quite a lot with Connor, but one very insistent assassino named Jacob Frye keeps pulling me to the sidelines murmuring in very explicit detail what he wants to do. It has taken a lot of willpower to resist him. Being the eldest in the sisterhood I had hoped I would be stronger.

Alas, I am not. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola


Everyone is obsessed with Jacob Frye and Connor Kenway and here I am, being a sad sucker for the lonely baguette Monsieur Arno Dorian.
He’s way too adorable with his mimics not to be loved. 
Before him tho I was a really big…. fan… of Altair. 

-Sister Teodora

DACS Greatest Hits, Miscellaneous

NOAH WATTS HAS ACKNOWLEDGED THE EXISTENCE OF THIS BLOG?! I’m physically restraining myself from losing my shit because there are people around and how do I tell them I’m losing my goddamn mind because a guy who voices one of my favorite characters from a video game series has found out about a blog where people share dirty secrets. Is he okay? Are you guys okay? AM I OKAY? (not really, but i’ll live)

January 15, 2016

thenoahwatts:

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

On the surface it may seem that we mostly had our wits together, but inwardly we were all

I’m personally still reeling from this earth-shaking revelation, but as long as there won’t be any more shocking news until this week ends we shall be okay. Mostly.

I can only hope Noah is taking this better than we all do (´๑•_•๑)

~ Signora Paola (who feels paranoid and thinks this isn’t done yet~)

Whatever blows your hair back

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~ Signora Paola (someone send her a Phoenix Down please)

DACS Greatest Hits, Miscellaneous

Having Noah and Paul finding this blog was better than Christmas Day 🌚

January 15, 2016

I can’t even begin to imagine what would happen should they ever entertain these.

Maybe the end of the AC fandom as we know it.

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~ Signora Paola (who won’t be able to cancel this apocalypse)

DACS Greatest Hits, Miscellaneous

NOAH WATTS HAS ACKNOWLEDGED THE EXISTENCE OF THIS BLOG?! I’m physically restraining myself from losing my shit because there are people around and how do I tell them I’m losing my goddamn mind because a guy who voices one of my favorite characters from a video game series has found out about a blog where people share dirty secrets. Is he okay? Are you guys okay? AM I OKAY? (not really, but i’ll live)

January 14, 2016

On the surface it may seem that we mostly had our wits together, but inwardly we were all

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I’m personally still reeling from this earth-shaking revelation, but as long as there won’t be any more shocking news until this week ends we shall be okay. Mostly.

I can only hope Noah is taking this better than we all do (´๑•_•๑)

~ Signora Paola (who feels paranoid and thinks this isn’t done yet~)

DACS Greatest Hits, Miscellaneous

Noah watts if your listening, you do me the great honour if you did a podcast and make a bunch of sexy Conner noises and possibly read a few confessions of him on here 😳👌🏽😜💦

January 13, 2016
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Between this and that other message the AC fandom may well implode in on itself if these two very fine gentlemen would accept this challenge.

~ Signora Paola

DACS Greatest Hits, Miscellaneous

I just realized that Noah Watts actually liked your post about him finding out about this side of the fandom. Well, I think it’s him because the mobile app isn’t doing me any favours.

January 12, 2016
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~ Signora Paola (who is seriously considering confessing her own sins right now)