I do wonder if the one who submitted that confession that Paul read on the podcast already knows about it. Because damn, what a great honour. ;D
And molto grazie for your kind words, my friend!
~ Signora Paola
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have just heard the interview and I could not avoid laughing loudly despite the fact that my parents sleep in the next room. XDDDDDD
February 8, 2016
Oh, I was absolutely hysterical I woke up my dog and my father came knocking on my door wondering what the hell was happening. Note that due to time zone differences, it’s early in the morning here.
~ Signora Paola
The Dirty AssCreed Secrets blog got featured in the newest episode of The Assassin’s Den by Loomer!
Some kind of new milestone for our blog! Thanks for mentioning us, Loomer aka the person who sent a question to him about us! 😀
-Sister Teodora
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
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Could I ask the admins, which assassin’s do you think dominate? Which are submissive? Maybe it depends on the gender of their lover… ? I want to know what you guys think! ( I already have my own headcanon for Arno on this subject ;) )
February 7, 2016Alright, I read ‘Arno’ & I lost it. You had me there, Nonnie. We actually have quite a few questions about our beloved assassini in the inbox (e.g. how they react to their significant other etc.) but, oh my god, this is too tempting not to be answered.
Desmond: Depends on partner.
Altair: Sub (He too cute tho)
Ezio: Depends on his partner.
Connor: Dom.
Edward: Sub.
Arno: Depends on his partner (he’d gladly let a female rule over him, like his own Marie Antoinette ;))
Jacob: Depends on his partner (Torturing him in a sweet non-BDSM way sounds nice, eh?)
Shay: Sub (suffered to much, loves to suffer more)
Shao-Jun: Dom (I am all for Chinese power as a Chinese)
Aveline: Dom (Ain’t nobody got time for peaches & cream! ;))
Arbaaz: KAMASUTRA. (Sorry.)
-Sister Teodora, who forgot Desmond is ashamed.
I’ve just recovered from writing this so I may not be as eloquent as I normally am ;D
Desmond: Dom. All that lying down and “taking it” on the Animus has made him a little feisty. Is the type who would blindfold you.
Altair: Dom. The silent type even. Who could dominate you just by staring at you.
Ezio: Switch. Has a huge tickling kink and would do it on his partners and would fall apart having it done to him.
Connor: Dom. He’s very deliberate about it, too. Every action is planned thoroughly. He would tie you up in different places (his favourite is one of the posts of his bed).
Aveline: Dom. One of her weapons is a whip, you know she’s going to use that in every way possible.
Edward: Sub. Surprising, I know, but I see him as a very demanding sub. Like have you heard the term “topping from the bottom”? That’s exactly him.
Adéwalé: Sub. Honestly, when I see him Rihanna’s S&M plays in my mind. “Sticks and stones may break my bones / but chains and whips excite me.”
Shay: Sub. I would have to agree with Sister Teodora here. ;D
Arno: Sub. I have to blame all these confessions here describing Arno in make-up, heels, and dresses. ~/o/
Evie: Dom. Madonna’s Erotica is my personal song for her.
Jacob: Switch. Likes spanking a lot and would love to have his cane used on him. As a dom would not only blindfold you but gag you as well.
Shao Jun: Switch. Although she’s raised to be a concubine (therefore subservient) being an Assassin made her love being in command.
Arbaaz: Dom. Although I don’t know him particularly well, there’s just something about him that screams dom.
~ Signora Paola
What an interesting question, amore! Here’s what I think:
Desmond: Switch, but leans to Dom. I think he was more of a Sub before being kidnapped and then he began to be more Dom, but it depends on his partner.
Altair: Full Dom. His demeanor, his voice and his looks scream dominance and boy does he apply it.
Ezio: Switch. Being the knowledgeable man he is, he has learned that a bit of both worlds is good. Depending on his lover he would apply his skills…
Connor: Dom. He would tell you wants he wants and he would dominate all your senses… *sigh*
Aveline: Dom, with BDSM tendencies. She is strong, she has a whip, she loves control. That’s it.
Edward: Sub. Incredibly Edward loves to have his lover do whatever to him. He loves the idea of being a captain on the sea, but a sub in the sheets.
Adéwalé: Sub. Bless his soul, he is so submissive you can do anything you want to him, with consent of course, and he would let you.
Shay: Sub, with masochist tendencies. He loves to serve you and he loves pain too. Do with that what you will…
Arno: Sub, and a moaner too! For all his serious demeanor, he loves to be dominated in bed and who wouldn’t want having an assassino at their mercy.
Evie: Dom, loves safe words. She would play with you and take you to the limit, and you would enjoy every minute of it.
Jacob: Switch, with a like for role playing. Because why not? He knows you very well and knows you enjoy playing pretend with him, so you both take the advantage depending of the situation.
Shao Jun: Switch, leans to Sub. She was raised as a concubine so she enjoys submission most of the time, but becoming an assassin has shown her the benefits of dominating once in a while.
Arbaaz: Dom. He enjoys having his control over you, his voice is commanding and electrifying.
~Claudia
I might’ve bitten more than I could chew when I answered this ask. 😭 But as the Madame of this establishment I feel that it is my responsibility to do an extensive research.
To make it simple I will categorise the Assassins in three groups: The Narrator, The Director, or The Switch. Simply put: Narrator – the one who describes what’s happening; Director – the one who tells you what to do, and; Switch – the one who can go both ways depending on their mood. 😉
With that said… *clears throat*
Desmond: Director. He says things such as “Yes, just like that” or “Bite me here.” If he’s feeling especially excited his vocabulary would be reduced to repeating his words.
Altaïr: Director. Of all the Assassins I think he’s the master at giving orders in the bedroom. 😉 He’s the type who would preface his dirty talk with, “Here’s what I want you to do: (*starts listing off what he wants*)”
Ezio: Switch. He can be both a Director and a Narrator in one night. One moment he’s going to tell you to take off your clothes, the next he’s going to describe in very explicit detail how you look like. ;D
Connor: Narrator. He loves to describe everything he feels. He’s not always been this way; it took some coaxing from you for him to “get out of his shell” so to speak. A favourite of his would be, “You taste so good” and “You feel amazing.”
Aveline: Switch. She wants to keep you guessing as to what “persona” she would take for the night. But I think she’s really good as a Director because I can see her being very domineering.
Edward: Switch, although more of the Director type. Unsurprisingly, his vocabulary is littered with curses. He’s also the type who would go, “I want to hear you scream my name by the time I’m done with you.”
Adéwalé: Narrator. He loves giving you compliments, how lovely your skin looks when it’s all reddened with arousal and how perfect your buttocks feel in his hands ;D
Shay: Director. He would ask you to touch yourself, show him the places that give you the greatest pleasure. If he finds out that you masturbate when he’s not around he would also ask you to show him as well.
Arno: Narrator. Like Adéwalé he would tell you how beautiful you look. Watch out when he starts getting real dirty though. He would say something like, “I love the way you sound like when I’m doing this to you.”
Evie: Director, with a minor streak of Narrator when the mood strikes her. She is a woman who knows exactly what she wants. She will order you around, but she’s also the type who would go, “I love how excited you get when I talk to you like this.”
Jacob: Switch. Like Ezio he can be both in one night. As a Director he’s the type to go, “You like that, don’t you?” When he’s in Narrator mode, though… watch out. If Altaïr is the master of giving orders in the bedroom, Jacob is the master of commenting how good it feels.
*wipes sweat from her brow* I believe I may need to lie down a bit after answering all that.
~ Signora Paola (someone send her smelling salts please because she might faint any moment now)
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Real quick question! Not a confession, (Im very shy to do one >~<!) Which Assassin/Templar (or both, if you want!) stole the Admin’s/Mod’s hearts?
February 3, 2016Connor still reigns supreme in my heart, but then the Human Disaster™ named Jacob Frye happened and… I’ll just let this post I wrote on my personal blog explain it all.
And please don’t be shy! I know it may take a bit of courage to make your confession, but we will keep you safe here. <3
~ Signora Paola
I still remember it to this day… The day I fell for Connor, my sweet wolf man. That man stole my heart and I just love him. And like, my dear Signora Paola said, don’t be shy my piccolo dolce anon, you and your confessions will be safe here.
~Claudia
This is still my precious French baguette Monsieur Arno V. Dorian.
Since I finally finished the game this day, I fell in love with him even harder than before.
My, my, what a hard decision you have to make, sweetheart. Release yourself and send us your confession, we will treasure them like little golden peas under a matress! <3
-Sister Teodora.
‘Jacob is taking a bath, I’m in the bed reading a book and then he opens the door and stands there looking at me. He crosses his arms, raises an eyebrow and says, “M’lady, is it not too late for reading books? Forget about that.” I see him, my gaze drops and roams his abs. Then I blush and he laughs. Next we have hard sex from behind and we finished with me screaming his name.’
Signore Paul Amos has read this confession and you can hear him here.
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Now that is almost valentine’s day, what would our beloved asesinos do for their valentines?
February 3, 2016
Let’s see…
Desmond: Would invite you to his favourite bar and even show the bartenders a thing or two about how to make a proper drink (he’s showing off really). He then takes you to a quieter nightclub because he wants to spend the rest of the night just hearing your voice.
Altair: Would take you to fine art and historical museums. He would comment on each historical and artistic piece, astonishing you because he seems so well-read. He then ends the night by commenting on you and how you’re the true work of art (awww).
Ezio: Would take you to a restaurant overlooking the city. He makes sure that you’re the only ones in the place. There’s soft music in the background while you’re trying to finish your meal because he just can’t stop gazing at you. After your meal, he asks you for a dance. Your faces are so close you can feel every breath he takes.
Connor: Would take you out stargazing. He would plan this several months in advance because he wants you to have the best view. The place is very remote, but he has prepared for everything (food, lodging, etc.). When you’re finally out viewing the stars he tells the stories of the stars according to his native heritage. As the night draws on it becomes cold so he pulls you closer to him for a tight hug, a thick blanket surrounding you both.
Aveline: Would take you out on a “treat ourselves” date. She would take you to a spa, and you would have a couple’s massage. She especially loves the private jacuzzi so make sure you’re ready to spend an hour in there with her.
Edward: Would be surprisingly “traditional” and take you out on a movie date. He’s a bit of a movie junkie so he could watch several movies in one go (his record was 7 in one day). He would watch a chick flick with you just to get in the Valentine’s mood and he surprises you because he actually loves it.
Adéwalé: Would take you out on an indoor rock-climbing. Now whether or not you have experience he’s still far more experienced than you so this is actually a little ruse for him to touch you in public while he assists you. You don’t mind it at all because the view he gives you when he climbs up that wall is spectacular (he’s wearing a sleeveless shirt and a pair of shorts that is a little snug on his butt :D).
Shay: Would take you out iceskating and vows to teach you how to do it (if you know how to skate you’re going to pretend that you don’t just so he could teach you). You keep stumbling and he’s only too happy to catch you every time. At some point he tries to show off by doing a little jump and twirl but he only lands on his butt. XD
Arno: Would actually book tickets to a country you’ve never visited before. He’s going all out with this so your Valentine’s will be a two-week affair. There will be sightseeing trips, of course, but you are surprised by just how much he’s turning into a foodie and sampling every foreign food he sees. He doesn’t let you take the food until he’s given it his approval (he wants to make sure it’s safe for you to eat awww).
Evie: Like Altair, she’d take you to a museum, but instead of a historical or an art gallery she’d take you to a more ‘modern’ museum like a science museum. Her innate curiosity to know more is adorable and you’re content just watching her being excited over the little exhibits. She’s also the kind who would try everything in a science museum much to your delight (she would hog those electrical globes, make scary faces, and share the photos with Jacob tbh).
Jacob: Would take you out to Disneyland. Would ride Splash Mountain numerous times (much to your chagrin) because he wants to do multiple photos that would rival these. He buys several hats with the Mouse ears (even the pink Minnie ones) and wears them proudly (much to your embarrassment). You’re almost certain that your supposedly romantic Valentine’s date will end with this ridiculous manchild, but when the fireworks start at night he suddenly turns all serious and wraps his arms around you tightly, silently watching the fireworks being reflected on your face.
Thank you so much for this ask! <3 While it is not dirty at all, it’s nice to explore this side of each Assassin. <3
~ Signora Paola
Please, excuse my lateness, amore!
Desmond: I see him as the type of guy that would take his partner out to have some fun, maybe to go a dancing club, grab some drinks and simply have fun… BUT, he would so “kidnap” you from work, just to have fun that whole day!
Altair: He would prepare something special and intimate back home. A lovely dinner, lots of candles and flowers… All this a surprise for his dear love after a long day!
Ezio: I see him as the type of guy that would love to show you off to everyone, so he buys the outfit he thinks compliments you the most and takes you out for dinner at a fancy place, he dances with you and simply shows everyone the person he loves dearly.
Connor: He would try to out do himself year after year. He would take you to different, intimate places. He would take you camping or maybe to a river or forest to make a lovely, romantic picnic with you! He would cook everything, too!
Aveline: I see her as throwing a small party to celebrate her love for you. She would make everything fancy and make sure to share this moment not only with you, but with everyone that makes part of your life.
Edward: Would so take you on his private ship for a long weekend of romance and being away from daily life’s responsibilities! The two of you would sail across the Caribbean islands to find a secluded place to enjoy the days!
Adéwalé: He would take you out for a night of dancing, ballroom dancing that is. He would look so suave and simply make you sigh with his expertise and confidence.
Shay: He would surprise at work with flowers and simply take you out to the park. Sometimes less is more and Shay applies this. He buys you some cotton candy, you two go get some ice cream and he simply tries his best to make you smile!
Arno: He would so pamper you all day! He would take you to the spa, buys you the best of clothes, take you out to your favorite fancy place to dinner and then at home he would help you bathe and just love you~
Evie: Being the expert of flowers, she would surprise you with a lovely bouquet with flowers that symbolize all you mean to her. Then she takes you out to stargaze (I see her as a space enthusiast), looking for constellations meaningful to you and her, making sure you’re always comfortable and smiling.
Jacob: He would “kidnap” you from work or just any place you currently are and then you two would simply get in trouble! Take lots of photos making silly faces in photo booths; getting to a fancy place for dinner, asking for a table (the place is packed) and leaving without paying; go dancing at a club; play at the city’s fountains and running from the police.
Thank you for the ask, dear! I had fun thinking for the answers!
~Claudia
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Signora Paola pls make the investigation about how each assassin kiss!!! Pls pls!!!!
February 2, 2016
Oh, my, let’s see if I have a good feel of each assassino’s style:
Desmond: Very playful, would nip your jaw and the type who would “accidentally” bump his nose against yours because he wants to hear you laugh.
Altair: Very slow and exploring, would keep touching your face, his fingers tracing every bump and groove of your skin.
Ezio: Would corner and trap you against a wall. He would then bury his face against your neck as a warm-up and slowly make his way up, whispering sweet Italian words in your ear. The way he kisses depends on how turned on he is.
Connor: Would rest his forehead against yours, ask you very sweetly if it’s okay to kiss you. He would be tentative at first, but once he goes in he really goes in. Considering his height (6′4″ godDAMN) you would likely stand on your toes but he’ll be only too happy to carry you.
Aveline: She would tease you, giving you quick pecks and playfully pushing you every time you try to deepen the kiss. She does this multiple times until you’re certain that you’ll never be able to kiss her properly. Then she goes in for the kill and bites your lower lip. 😉
Edward: He’s the type who loves giving surprise kisses. Like a good Assassin he sneaks up behind you and leaves kisses on every body part he can reach. Watch out when he starts kissing you with fervour. You’d probably drown ;D
Adéwalé: Would take your hand and kiss it reverently, very slowly working his way towards your wrist, your arm, your shoulder, your neck. He would then give you and intense look before finally kissing you.
Shay: A champion of slow kisses (would probably beat Altair), he can be very patient with his exploring. He would catalogue every reaction he is stirring up from you and would use it to his great advantage later 😉
Arno: Would kiss your eyelids and cheeks first, then would rub his face against yours like a contented cat. When he starts kissing you, his eyes would remain half-open because he loves to see your face.
Evie: She loves to nibble and would gently gnaw at your neck for hours, alternating it with deep breaths as she tries to memorise your scent. You know she’s definitely wanting that immersive kiss when she looks up at you with that Devilish Frye Smirk™ while biting her bottom lip.
Jacob: Would push you against a wall, all rough and ready. You think he’s going for the kill, but then he merely gives the middle of your lips a tiny lick. He would then place his mouth against your ear and take deep breaths, inhaling your scent (he and Evie share this apparently), purring with each exhale. The kiss doesn’t happen unless you demand for it. ;D
Oh dio mio that certainly took a while! I daresay the level of difficulty for this, uhh, research is almost at par with me designing and writing the code for this blog’s layout!
But thank you for giving me the opportunity to answer this, my friend. <3
~ Signora Paola
Oh anon, I couldn’t resist answering this lovely question too. I hope you don’t mind…
Desmond – Lip Tease Kiss, I like thinking he teases.
Altair – Single-Lip Kiss, what that lip scar this kiss would be lovely.
Ezio – Fiery Kiss, plus him whispering in your ear…
Connor – Aggressive Kiss, this would give me chills.
Aveline – Lip Trace Kiss, rather sexy wouldn’t you think?
Edward – Drink Kiss, I think he would love doing this…
Adéwalé – Hard Kiss, figured he would be good at it.
Arno – French Kiss, I mean it’s obvious.
Shay – Ice kiss, chilly!
Jacob – The biting kiss, sweet and rough, just like our Jacob!
Evie – Purr Kiss, you know to send chills down your spine.
I’ll have to practice some of these~
~Claudia
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I’m the anon that suggested we open the strip club. I was wondering what would be each assassins trademark song? I think Edwards song would be ‘welcome to the jungle’ by Guns N Roses. I’m asking you fine ladies to ‘fill’ in the rest ;)
January 28, 2016Grazie for the splendid mental image, amico mio. It truly brought us some delight imagining the Assassins stripping.
As for their playlist, I mostly chose these for the beats, but the lyrics are considered as well:
Altair – Red Light Special by TLC (I almost had a nosebleed thinking about this)
Ezio – Pony by Ginuwine (all too perfect for the Italian Stallion™)
Connor – Dirrty by Christina Aguilera (especially made for our Virgin Assassin™)
Edward – your choice is already perfect <3
Adewale – Gimme More by Britney Spears (I obviously have a thing for two of our very muscular Assassins dancing to sexy pop songs)
Shay – Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard (he’s practically the living embodiment of this song)
Arno – Lady Marmalade by Christina Aguilera, Li’l Kim, Mya, Pink (aside from the French connection that beat is just something I see Arno dancing to~)
Jacob – Closer by Nine Inch Nails (the beat is slow but has this hard sound and those lyrics mio dio! *does the sign of the cross*)
Edited to add: Like a playlist, these songs can be shuffled for our Assassins. Because I can also see Ezio dancing to Red Light Special (cue nosebleed) or Jacob dancing to Dirrty with his Rooks (*giggling uncontrollably*)
~ Signora Paola
Assassini stripping what a delight~ Here’s my list, amore!
Enjoy the show, my dears!
Altair – Magdalena by A Perfect Circle (He would look so good stripping to this)
Ezio – Pony by Ginuwine (I mean, he is the Italian Stallion, right?)
Connor – Tonight I’m Fucking you by Enrique Iglesias (Ok, I just love this song and Connor dancing to it would end me)
Edward – Satisfaction by Benny Benassi (This song just fits him)
Adéwalé – Hats Off to the Bull by Chevelle (I just think this song really would suit him)
Shay – SexyBack by Justin Timberlake (Love the beat, Shay’s hot.)
Arno – Supermassive Blackhole by Muse (LOve this song and Arno fits with it)
Jacob – Closer by Nine Inch Nails (much like My dear Signora Paola, this is just a masterpiece and then Jacob dancing to it)
Please, do remember I wouldn’t mind seeing them dancing any other song you choose, these however are my guilty pleasures for them.
~Claudia