‘Jacob is taking a bath, I’m in the bed reading a book and then he opens the door and stands there looking at me. He crosses his arms, raises an eyebrow and says, “M’lady, is it not too late for reading books? Forget about that.” I see him, my gaze drops and roams his abs. Then I blush and he laughs. Next we have hard sex from behind and we finished with me screaming his name.’
Signore Paul Amos has read this confession and you can hear him here.
All of the Assassin’s Creed games could be made into porn parodies and you wouldn’t even have to change the name just title them like this, ASSassin’s Creed
Has anyone ever made a porn parody of Assassin’s Creed? If they haven’t already it has so much potential. 😜
Great idea, but I’m a little partial to Assassin’s Need (Assassin’s Plead if it has BDSM) myself. 😉
~ Signora Paola
‘I’m lying on top of 40’s Jacob who kisses me passionately, moans into my mouth and slowly fucks my pussy while 20’s one roughly rushes in to my ass without warning. I scream and Frye below me drinks my moans with his lips. Both cocks with different speed pound my tight holes. Younger Jacob grabs and squeezes my breasts from behind roaring into my ear and the older one teases my swollen clit. I move my hips asking them to fuck me harder and deeper. I cum when they fill me up to the full with their sperm.’
Confession [x]
‘I’m sure I’m not the only sinner who thinks this but… I can imagine Jacob just smells so nice and I get so hot and bothered looking at pictures of his neck, imagining kissing and biting the skin there and leaving marks, all while breathing in the scent of him. Oh lord please offer me your hand and guide me from my path to hell…’
‘I feel like Jacob would be really noisy, like if I rode his dick he would moan and whine and I could make him beg to let him fuck me.’
‘I never knew I could be loud until I started fantasizing about Jacob giving me oral. I think about him running his tongue along the inside of my thighs and teasing my outer lips, growling softly as I drip more and more on his mouth. I try to be considerate to him, resisting the urge to grab his head and push his face harder against me. I then cover my face, unwilling to show my expressions because it makes me feel vulnerable, but he quickly catches this. -//- He stops what he’s doing and says, “Don’t hide yourself from me” in a low almost threatening voice. He then grabs both of my hands and interlocks his own fingers around mine. The gesture is almost sweet if it weren’t for the tight grip he has on my hands. He continues his teasing and it’s only when I start pushing up against him that he starts to really dig in. He’s devouring me, over and over, unrelenting until I finally fall apart, gushing all over him, moaning so loudly I have to bury my face against a pillow.’
“I’ve played almost all the AC games now, in all sorts of random order, and it’s always Shay I come back to. I feel like he’d be a fabulous lover, wild and rough, and tender and comforting. And no matter what, safe and loyal. I could let all my fears and inhibitions fly because he’d love me anyway. I’m usually not a big fan of oral and it’s the fantasy I come back to over and over with him, just because he makes me safe, I think”.
[X]
‘When I imagine Jacob eating me out the sexiest thing is not even the act itself, but the way he intensively looks at me while doing this. And the other thing that arouses me the most – to bury my fingers in his hair to find out how surprisingly soft it is. The idea of pulling those sleek locks as I cum gives me chills. And sometimes I just want his hair to be wet from my squirt, to sort of mark him with my smell.’
“Connor’s a moaner, I’d love to hear him make little cute moans and groans of pleasure as I ride him for the first time. I’m very quiet in bed so if you were to hear us you’d hear squeaks from me and moans from Connor. He’d be slightly louder than me”.
[X]
‘If Connor was like Edward or Ezio with the ladies, his nickname would be “12 hours strength, 12 inches length.”’