“I want to eat Arno’s baguette ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
Confessed by: connorkenwayseyebrow
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“I want to eat Fryes, on a Fryeday night, and suck the oil out of ‘em…”
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Apologies for hijacking this again, but allow me to paraphrase Katy Perry here
Last Fryeday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois
~ Signora Paola
‘I’d to play a game of cat and mouse with Connor. Him being the cat, of course. I’d run from him all night and just when I let my guard down he’s jump down on top of me, ravaging my cheek, jaw and neck with rough yet loving kisses. As a punishment for running, he’d give little spanks to my ass cheeks in between kisses.. Then tease me once he fingers me, claiming that he should do this more often since it got me so wet.’
‘When I see Jacob and Evie dressed with Maximum Dracula outfit and Bloofer Lady outfit respectively, I imagine them as vampires who try to turn me into one of them. “Don’t be greedy, sweet sister. I saw her first; I want the first bite”, he says, fucking me really hard. “So be quick! I’m thirsty!”, she exclaims, penetrating me with her fingers from behind. Then, he drinks my blood from my lips, squeezing my breast, while his twin plays with the other one, biting my neck.’
‘I love playing with the idea of having sex with Edward on some secluded beach under the sun. It’s hot as hell and the sand gets everywhere but who even has time to care about such things when we both fuck like it’s the last chance we’ll ever get. He gets me to orgasm so hard I really have to struggle to keep the screaming under at least some kind of control. Afterward he just lies on top of me all exhausted and I stroke his head lazily and it all just feels like heaven.’
‘I keep wondering why everyone assumes that because Ratonhnhaké:ton is a virgin during the game he must be as pure as the driven snow. He probably has a *lot* of pent-up desire, but no opportunity to release any of it with anyone but himself, and I want to sit him down and go ‘make a list of all the kinky things you’ve been dreaming about, ‘cause we’re gonna do ‘em *all*.’’
‘Jacob bathes me after we make love for first time, with his shirt wet for the steam. “Did I hurt you?”, he asks, touching me with his big, strong and soapy hands. “No, you were a gentleman; next time, you could be a scoundrel”. “That can be fixed”, and he puts his hand between my thighs. “Jacob…”, I say. “I love the sound of my name on your lips”, he comments, playing with my clit and penetrating me, with his eyes full of lust and passion. “Open your legs, little bird; scream for me”. I hide my face against his neck, grabbing him by the collar. He keeps me close to the climax for a long time, with my body shaking over and over again. “Jacob, stop… I beg you, just stop… You win…”. I cry desperately. “What do you want? Say it”. “Let me cum… please…”. He laughs softly while I repeat his name between moans when he finally takes me to the orgasm’
Screencap credit [x]
Ezio showing Edward, Arno and Connor lesbian porn and Connor’s super flustered and Arno is like amused af and Edward and Ezio simply enjoy everything and when it almost reaches it climax Altaïr comes in and Ezio turns off everything omg I die 😂👌
Confession [x]
That’s not very nice, Ezio. 😏
~ Signora Paola
Mio fratello è un idiota.
~Claudia
“The way Connor twirls his tomahawk around while idling (not fighting) is completely mesmerizing. All I can think of is Connor putting his dexterous fingers to use on my body; fingering me and teasing me to an orgasm. All the while, he’s whispering dirty things to me and encouraging me to come for him and finally calling me a “Good girl” after I cum screaming his name”.
You can find the rest of set here. ~Claudia
