‘I fantasize about Jacob coming in, all dressed up in his Baron Jordan outfit, and pins me to the wall (like Ezio did with Lucrezia), telling me, “I seem to have made an unscheduled stop” in that amazing low raspy voice of his, while he pulls my hair back. He blindfolds me, he throws me on the bed and roughs me like no one did before. As I climax he whispers, “Sly devil.”‘
‘I want to feel Jacob Frye‘s facial hair rubbing my thighs while he tickles my sex with his tongue.’
I can’t help but wonder how each assassin’s personality would be a complete opposite to their ways in the bedroom. Say, Connor is mostly an even-tempered guy, so I can definitely imagine him to be a demon in bed. Not vocal because he turns that energy into something more carnal, like biting you or digging his hands and fingers deeply into your flesh he’d leave visible marks. Then once you think he’s done, he flips you over, takes your hands and pins them behind your back, and continues his onslaught.
There’s Jacob who’s all cocksure and chaotic, but in bed? He’s the eager-to-please naughty boy who could be very methodical with his approach. He’s not very good at subtlety when he’s about assassinate someone, but he excels very well with how he would seduce you. Maybe a lingering caress on your palm, a teasing whisper in your ear, a slow intake of breath when he leans ever so slightly towards your neck. He’s an impatient guy, but he’s extremely patient when it comes to handling you. He has an almost terrifying laser-like focus with his seduction. Every action is calculated, and every single one of them is meant to drive you insane with lust you’d be absolutely ravenous and begging for his cock.
And what of his twin, Evie, who is his complete opposite? So poised and well-mannered with her clothes on. In the privacy of your room, she unleashes all that pent-up aggression onto you. If you’re a man she’s going to brutally ride your cock with no care at how rough she’s being, pushing you down every time you even attempt to sit up. If you’re a woman she’d fuck you into a frenzy with a strap-on and then demand that you feast on her and make her come.
It’s very enjoyable imagining these characters acting so different from their persona when they’re having sex. But I take one exception: Edward. Expecting a gruff lawless pirate to fuck you like you’re in the middle of stormy waters? That is exactly what you’ll get and in the middle of his ship, too. Gotta show his crew that only he has the rightful claim to your booty.
‘Arno‘s mouth looks so delectable and kissable. I bet he can do many tricks with it. Even fantasizing him unhooking my bra and pulling my panties with his teeth. And don’t get me started with his tongue because ohhh yesss! 👅👄💦‘
‘If Alexios is available, have him meet me at the Leader House in Mykonos. I’ve been so eager for him to have his way with me in the pools overlooking the sea. The harder the better, with him growling in my ear and biting my neck. If the crew want to watch while he goes at me, they can 😉’
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‘Listening Shay‘s Irish accent (if he speaks Gaelic, better) and Arno speaking French while in a threesome is my wish right in this exact moment. Please make it come true!!!!’
‘I don’t just want to fuck Ziio, I want to court her, worship her, marry her, do stepdad things with young Connor like running around the woods hunting and fishing, move in with her in the village, help her cook meals, have a beautiful home life with her. Wake up and fall asleep beside her and make love to her whenever the wish strikes us. Just be a good husband and lover to the absolute perfection of a woman she is.’
‘As shy our gentle giant Connor seems can we agree he can also be beautifully blunt and to the point. And by blunt and to the point, I mean I’m teasing him quite shamelessly thinking he is oblivious, when he finally gives in to temptation and says just: “Bed, now. I’m going to show you how I can fuck.”‘
‘I have a lot of favorite Arno outfits (cause the boy loves his fashion and allows us to sample so much) but while I love the Athos Duel Shirt because of how little it leaves to the imagination, I love the Sans-Culottes outfit because of how it shows off his arms and shoulders. The straps across his chest and leather all over… It’s such a rough and tumble look compared to his normal get up. THAT is an Arno I wouldn’t mind being pinned up a wall by and being muffled against his leather bracer as he slips down my bottoms and has his way with me.’
‘I can’t help but listen to ‘male moaning and kissing’ ASMR’s and pretend it to be the voice of 41 year old Jacob or 45 year old Ezio. It’s so addicting and it feels as though they are hovering you. I would do anything to feel their moist and warm lips on my bare skin!’