“Connor’s voice in the DLC gets me all hot and bothered. Especially when he shouts “Tell the truth, dammit!” in the civil unrest mission and “Take it! TAKE IT!” in the throne room scene. All that aggression… I would love to see that in action.”
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‘Sometimes I like to imagine lying on top of Connor’s chest in the early morning after a long night in the throes of passion. It’s a nice and peaceful thought, which almost always gets influenced by my pervertedness because soon enough I’m imagining Connor fingering me and kneading my butt and I’m turning into a moaning mess on top of him.’
“Imagine lying in bed with Evie, your hot naked bodies grinding against each other. The friction and wetness is more than enough to arouse you, but when Evie presses her mouth on your ear, and you can practically feel her moaning before hearing it, you nearly reach your peak right there. Soon, she’s calling you her dirty and naughty toy and her fingernails are digging into your ass cheeks while she rides you, even after your second orgasm.”
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‘You know Jacob’s first outfit? The one with the blue vest?? Yeah, look at how poorly his belt is fastened – I like to think he didn’t have time to do it properly bc he is at my beck and call for steamy encounters.’
‘I imagine being in vacation in a foreign country, so that I have to talk in English. I’m spending the night in a bar, and suddenly Ezio gets near me, and starts to flirt. He thinks that I’m English, and he sometimes adds some dirty comments in italian. I act like I don’t understand him, but after another dirty comment I say to him, “Oh Ezio, you flatter me, perché capisco cosa stai dicendo, mio caro.” We end up having passionate sex in his hotel room.’
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‘I didn’t like him so much at first, but now I’m totally obsessed with 40-year-old Jacob. Just imagine him twenty years later, matured and more experienced; he would make love to you every night to make you feel the queen of this world. His wife must be so lucky omg. Anyways I’ll keep daydreaming that I’m her, of course :))’
Not to mention more patient and has learned how to anticipate things. Imagine how much that would benefit his skills in the bedroom ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
“I can’t see Jacob as an overly aggressive lover. He’s the kind of guy who would make you feel like a goddess in the sheets. A very naughty goddess but a goddess none the less. And when you’re just not feeling it, he’ll sweet talk you into the mood and take you slowly and passionately.”
Confessed by: swiggle-muffin
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“Imagining Jacob and I on a contract, in a warehouse standing just above a bunch of quietly patrolling Templars and our target, both of us trying to keep silent as he fucks me slowly from behind…. The danger of being caught in such a vulnerable position makes my heart race. My knees would be ready to buckle, my knuckles would be white on the railing in front of me, his hot breath in my ear.”
“Arno Dorian more like dat ass tho… 👌”
Couldn’t say no to the French booty, so here’s a gif of the best assassin booty in action! (Let us pretend he’s saying ‘thank you’ to you, for complimenting his booty!)
~Claudia
Confessed by: blackheartsweater
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