‘I’m having a hard time deciding which gag would suit Jacob the best. A tape gag? A ball gag? Or perhaps a simple stuff gag? So many good options.’
Paola's Choice, Secluded Haystack
My idea now is that Jacob fanart is the pic he put in the reader’s phone in the Phone Call fanfic😏😏😏😏
August 4, 2016Well, since you mentioned it…
Wouldn’t you want to sliiiiiiiide your thumb over that (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
~ Signora Paola (who now kinda wishes she wrote that Jacob set his moaning of the poor reader’s name as her custom ringtone instead ~/o/)
‘The thought of Jacob fucking me in the ass while he fingers my pussy makes me feel so horny.’
‘Arno seems like the most unassuming of the Assassins, but why do I get the feeling he wouldn’t be afraid to get down and whenever and wherever? Feeling frisky at a family gathering? He’ll tease the hell out of you before you finally drag him away and have him finish what he started. You’re in a public setting? He’ll covertly dry hump you or get you off.’
Screencap credit [x]
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ladies and Gentlemen…..
Jacob Frye.
*plays this song on repeat*
Awesome artwork, my dear! And please do stop me from incorporating Dat Ass™ in the DirtyAssCreedSecrets logo.
~ Signora Paola
‘If you’ve read The Phone Call and a few of my comments regarding related confessions you’d know that I have a thing with Jacob and modern technology, specifically mobile phones. Let’s take it one step further: Not only do I headcanon him as someone who would leave naked pictures of himself, videos of himself masturbating, and even voice messages (which he sends so frequently) on your own phone, but I also headcanon him as someone who would actually sweet talk you into making a sex video with him.
‘Now, I have this fantasy that takes it even further: He convinces me that we should upload one in a popular porn site. None of our faces are seen, of course, and the video would be all shaky and dark, but that doesn’t stop it from becoming really popular. The reason? Many comments are all talking about how “hot the man sounds like I’m turning gay just listening to him” and how “the woman really sounds like she’s enjoying herself I’m so jealous now”. Jacob and I would read the comments, amused, especially when the conversation becomes an argument about who the “mystery couple” might be. The account we setup to upload it would be bombarded with messages, mostly from people propositioning us for a threesome. But a few of them are actually from companies asking us if we wanted to work for them.
‘It would be a huge ego stroke for both of us at first, but we soon decide that one video is enough. The rest of our sex videos would be all for our enjoyment only. ;)’
‘I want to push my finger in Evie’s mouth slowly and watch her lips wrapping around it, making it saturated with her saliva. Thrust another fingers in and out, to get her horny then ask, “I bet you need my hands rubbing you hard.” She nods then I say, “Promise to be a good girl.” Next she sighs, resisting her urge and say, “Yes ma’am, I will be a good girl.”’
‘Since Jacob has been getting lots of confessions I have been fantasizing about him as a desire demon. In real world you run into him and apologize blushing fiercely which makes him chuckle seductively. But when you’re sleeping he enters in your dreams in his demon form so he could seduce you properly and making you his by fucking you hard. Dear Lord Jacob is practically part of Hell to be honest…’
Confession [x]
Isn’t it unfair that Dragon Age has only shown us how female desire demons look like? Thankfully, the fandom has fanart like this to give us an idea how the male counterpart looks. 8D And when you listen to how the female sounds like can you even imagine how sultry a Jacob desire demon would sound? Good luck resisting that. (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
~ Signora Paola
“I woke up feeling horny and imagined Jacob kneeling between my legs as he spreads them pushing my lace panties aside to start finger fucking me to really wake me up. Then pushing his throbbing dick into my wet pussy deep on the first thrust making me moan out and shudder as he holds my legs spread and just starts fucking me deep and hard. He thrusts hard to see how much he can make my tits bounce. As I feel my orgasm building, it’s overwhelming and I try to move away but he holds me in place. As I cum he pushes his throbbing cock in and holds there as I convulse he puts his weight on me so I can’t escape. He prolongs the orgasm by rubbing my clit so my moans turn into wails. He groans and slightly thrusts trying to pusher deeper than he already is so he can continue to feel my pussy spasming around his cock. Finally he cums deep within me moaning in my ear.”
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“Dear Desmond, if you could just, oh…I don’t know…Put your face between my legs and eat me out like it’s god damn breakfast time, that’d be wonderful. Please and a fucking thank you, sir.”
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