‘The idea of Basim devouring Eivor’s pussy like it’s his last meal really gets me going.’
‘Don’t ask me why, but I think Yusuf Tazim and Bayek should bang.’
‘I want a threesome with male Eivor and Tarben! They’re both sweethearts under the tough and rough warrior exterior, I want each of us to take our time to unravel the other two and have all the sweet gentle loving sex possible <3′
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‘Evie and Jacob took each other’s virginities. Change my mind.’
‘You’d think Haytham, being the charismatic Bond villain he is, would be dominant in bed. This is mostly true. One of his few exceptions is with Ziio. He’d gladly be her bitch, any time she asks.’
Confession [@catpop12343]
‘Rumor has it that AC: Valhalla will get a third DLC and that you’ll meet Kassandra in it. All I ask is that Female Eivor will have the option to fuck Kassandra…’
‘Everyone talks about Arno and Jacob. But I think Connor and Bayek would make a more erotic couple. Two big beefy men pleasing each other. Bayek would be a soft yet assertive top, he’d love to take his time with Connor, fucking him passionately and intensely, making sure Connor feels every inch of his cock. Connor would be a rougher top. Pinning Bayek down, licking and biting every inch of him. Then he’ll grab him by the neck as he pounds Bayeks ass.’
‘Ezio and I are going to dominate Arno for his birthday. Gently, of course. We’ll tie his wrists to the bed with silk ribbons, and I’ll kiss him as Ezio fucks him senseless. All the while, we tell him what a good boy he is. Then, we cover him in strawberries and buttercream frosting, and lick it off his body and feed it to him with our kisses. We’ll only stop when he’s a pliant, blissed out wreck of a man, at which point we’ll untie him and whisper sweet nothings into his ear until he falls asleep in our arms. Nothing but the best for this good boy on his birthday!’
Confession [@catpop12343]
‘I want another game where you play as Evie, except the whole point is to “collect” all the positions of the Kamasutra with Greenie! He doesn’t get nearly enough love!’