‘I had a dream few weeks ago where Ezio was on my bed, fingering me and whispering how I was a good girl and I had nothing to worry about till he brought me to climax. After that I woke up and took a shower. I don’t know how I had that but since then I’d rather have more dreams like that than rooftop running 💨’
‘I love 1868!Jacob, with all of my soul, but 1888!Jacob has a special place in my heart. I love to imagine him coming back home after a long day of roaming around London, adrenaline still pumping in his veins, so pent up and eager to slip between my thighs that the moment he has eyes on me, he doesn’t even take off his coat or his gloves: he just scoops me up, pins me against the wall and takes me right there and then, nipping at my neck and growling against my skin how he had waited all day to come home and and take me in all the way he knows I adore, while pounding into me like there was no tomorrow….and that would be only the beginning of a night together, that would end with us falling asleep in each other’s arms, as the sun comes up. *heavy sigh*’
‘Thinking about facesitting Desmond and feeling his nose under my clit while he licks my pussy until I cum on his mouth. I bet he would love it!”
‘Late at night, I meet Malik in his room. He starts kissing me and suckles at my neck as we try our best to remove our clothes. Pushing him onto the bed I start sucking his cock and massage his balls. His moaning brings about a curious Altair, who quickly catches my attention. We invite him in and he quickly strips down and starts eating my aching cunt in preparation to pound me from behind. What a wonderful night to be had!’
‘Nothing could get me hotter or wetter than feeling Connor shove me down on my knees and my elbows while he pulls my ass up to claim it like it was his and his alone. His strong, broad frame pressed down on my body, hearing him growl and moan over how good I make him feel… I would love nothing more than to make him feel as good as good as he’d make me feel.’
‘I joked with me and my BFF ( Hey Hannah , I know you like this blog , dirty dog 😉) so she and I had this thought for her birthday December 30th that she and I have sort of a four or five some with Alexios and Ezio where they can do just smash us in front of the fireplace or tree , WOO think about it makes me want to take a shower now 🥵’
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Wishing you a very happy birthday! 🥳🎉It looks like your friend has made some excellent plans for you. 😏~Sister Teodora
‘I just want Alexios to pin me down in bed touching me. Maybe a little tease here and there but mostly dirty talking and grunts and growling like a beast while Eziois making me suck him til he and Alexios make me their personal whore. To top that off bonus handcuffs and blindfold, and rough play WOOO! 🥵’
‘You cannot tell me, conspiracy theorist extraordinaire Shaun Hastings doesn’t have a kinky side. The man’s cocky and knows he’s smart too. Yea sure, maybe it’s been a while since he got some, saving the world and all… But I’m p sure I could get him to let me warm his cock under the table as he works on the codex entries. Sir your voice does things to me, let me hold your dick in my mouth as you speak. Please.’
‘When I saw my brother first playing Assassin’s Creed Odyssey as Alexios, I began having a crush on him. I mean COME ON, not only is he a big soft at times here and there but DAMN I would love to have him dominate me and have his way with me. I don’t care if he is fictional just DAMN IT UBISOFT WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME FALL FOR GUYS LIKE HIM.’
‘I don’t know what it is but I find Layla‘s design in Valhalla really sexy. She’s so ragged and world weary. Probably also pretty sex starved.’