‘I may admire Eivor’s female version but nothing would ever sway me to watch AC Valhalla for long than the male version of Eivor. He is like the perfect combination of a daddy dom and a thorough gentleman. His voice rough and deep yet soft and civil at the same time. I bet he doesn’t only prefer to fuck my face and pound harder into me as he let out animalistic growls with a wild look in his pale blue eyes, I also bet he’d happily have his cock be used like a dildo and have me wrap my hands around his throat as he moans like a wanton whore, making him see the golden halls of Valhalla.’
‘I recently finished the Odyssey quest Drink Up at Perikles’ symposium and couldn’t help but notice the look Kassandra gave Euripides as she was pouring him a drink. Now I imagine her giving that look while she’s … Never mind 😳.’
Confession [@brokenblossoms36]
‘My moral compass leaves my body whenever I see Basim Ibn Ishaq. I want him to finger me slowly, teasing me for hours, whispering in my ear with that deep voice. Even better with his knife held to my throat. finally, if I beg nicely enough, he would bend me over and fuck me roughly, one hand on my throat the whole time.’
‘I fantasized once in prison where Federico Auditore is locked in a different room. I was responsible for giving the prisoners water and when it came down to Federico’s turn, I gave him water and my whole body to possess. The next day of the execution, the charges were dropped, the Auditore men were free and Federico and I escaped to another city living a life of lustful sins 24/7.’
‘Arno has been through so much. I just want to make sweet love to him, not only sex and quickies (which we will have, mind you), just lovemaking with cuddles, laughs, and sweet nothings. He deserves the best, spoil him with compassion and tenderness. I just adore him.’
‘Like Ezio liberated Roma, I want Ezio to liberate me from my virginity one orgasm at a time. Ride me, Ezio, free me from this cloister!’
‘I can imagine one night with Jacob, begging to have sex with him with his hat placed on his erected penis. 😉’
‘Hopefully you know what I’m talking about… if not, research it! I’m reality shifting to Valhalla to meet and see what I call the “golden retriever boys” (Hytham, Ceolbert, Oswald, etc.). I can’t wait to go there so bad and actually see them! lol’
‘For my birthday (April 14th), I’d like to have Li E all to myself. We’ll indulge in an intense lip-lock, anticipating our growing desire for one another until we can no longer hold back and go wild between the sheets. Our night of passion will last until the crack of dawn where we’ll eventually collapse in each other’s warm embrace.’
confession [@mystery-man-draws]
Wishing you a very happy birthday from all of us here at the bordello! 🎉
‘Ezio pouring small streams of wine on any part of my body and licking it off, pours wine over my breasts, cascading towards his mouth placed under my nipple and by the end, pours the rest in my bellybutton and sucks it off. (Is it hot in here? 
)’