‘I doubt this would be a sexy confession but here it goes. I have been having problem bring confident with my curvy body and Jacob Frye is the only character to not only bring me comfort but embrace my body. Sometimes I wish it was him whispering in my ears and fingering me. Also if anyone makes this into a fanfic I’ll cry cause you people are amazing and thank you for making this blog. Love from Houston ❤️’
‘I have come to realize the difficulty of choosing which Ezio (AC2, Brotherhood or Revelations) would I want to fuck. Jeez! Why so hard?! Not even “enny meeny miny moe” can help me with that.’
‘I bet Caroline and Edward had the hottest sex—where do I sign up to join?’
‘Stede Bonnet really strikes me as the type of guy who acts nice to get you into bed, fucks you until you see stars, then abandon you in the morning’
‘I want to put Frank’s hot sauce on my tongue and run it slowly along Arno’s taint so fucking bad I want his ass to feel the burn the entire time I tickle his balls and kiss him tenderly afterwords.’
‘I want Revelations!Ezio to fuck me and tell me all the dirty things he’ll do to me with that damned sexy voice of his. If I’m naughty, he’ll tease me and deny me orgasm until I’m begging and crying for mercy. If I’m a good boy for Daddy Ezio, he’ll fill me up with his cum. Throw in some bondage and smoochy aftercare and I can die a happy man 😍’
‘There’s something about Aveline’s green dress that makes me what to find out how many things she’s hiding under it.’
‘Aveline must have been so cold when she traveled north. Oh, what I’d give to be the one to help her warm up. Skin on skin contact of course ;)’
‘I’ve seen the way Aveline looks when she’s on a hunt and I’d love nothing more than to be on the receiving end of it. For her birthday I’d let her do anything to me.’
‘I want to tell Aveline how beautiful she is, kiss every inch of her skin, and reduce her to a moaning mess with my mouth.’