‘With Desmond Miles I’ll be very playful with a pint of vanilla ice cream. Caressing his body with a spoonful of it and lick every inch of him until we reach the point of tracing a line of ice cream in his penis and then suck him dry.’
‘I want Clay to suck me good and hard thru my jorts.’
‘Sex is all right, but with Arno it is only making love, all day and all night. This baby boy deserves the royal treatment of kisses and cuddles after the loving.’
‘I would crawl over hot coals to lick Basim’s hairy chest once.’
‘Nobody is going to talk about how sexy Christopher Gist’s voice is? Nobody? Well, imagine his sultry voice while he’s behind you groping your buttocks begging for some dirty sex.’
‘I want Shay and the lustful hexer Geralt of Rivia to remind me what a good fuck feels like’
‘So… Altaïr is the dominant one during sex? Catch me up and we will compete on who’s the real boss under the sheets!’
‘I want a week of manic sex with Assassin Jacob Frye and another week of manic sex with Templar Haytham Kenway.’
‘I know Ezio is not rewarded with the best ass (why Ubisoft, why?!), but with some old spanking I could swell those babies up! And eat those buns too!’
‘Wish Ubisoft can give us a videogame in which we can have sex with any Assassin or Templar you choose. Pick any position you want, any place you want, invite another player for a threesome or have another Assassin or Templar of your choosing.’