‘I would love to watch and hear Arno masturbate while singing Britney Spears’s song “Touch of my Hand.” The thought of him pleasuring himself is just sinfully delicious.’
‘So long voyages my darling Shay Cormac must do whenever he needs to take a mission. I would gladly give him my laced underwear so whenever he needs to cool his heated pleasure during those long trips on the Morrigan, he can smell it while he masturbates thinking of me. 😈’
‘I’ve been very horny lately and only Ezio can satisfy my desires. I want him to fuck me until I can’t remember my name.’
‘Connor and Aveline absolutely met up at some point and fucked. The goal of the meeting was definitely not to fuck, but they did anyway. Probably to resolve a conflict between them. Change my mind.’
‘I want female Eivor to eat me out until I’m physically exhausted and can’t take anymore.’
‘I want Shaun‘s dick in my ass and Clay’s dick in my cunt whilst Bad Girls by M.I.A plays in the background.’
‘My beloved pairing is still Ezio/Altair. It looks beautiful, and cute, and perfect in all. Both are so good looking! Similar, but not 100% doubles. Introvert and extrovert. Their relations will be hot and gentle at the same type. No abuse. They are connected. I would love to see their sex on one of many roofs after running on rooftops. If those two climb onto my balcony, I will die of happiness.’
‘I have this fantasy where Kassandra and I go to a party where she’s packing a strap under her suit and I rile her up all night long until she can’t take anymore and she drags me outside to an alley, turns me, pushes me against the wall and hikes my skirt up and fucks me hard from behind until I’m screaming.’
‘Normally when I think of Yusuf I imagine gentle caresses and passionate love making but right now I’m extra horny and want him to just throw me onto one of the tables in the bureau and rail me until we break it.’
‘I’ve recently realized that I am bisexual, and I’d love for my first same-sex lover to be Bayek. He’s so fucking dreamy.’