‘Eivor Varinsdottir makes me so incredibly wet it’s insane, her voice alone is enough to make me need to pause the game and go sort myself out. She could top me any time she likes I’m so pissed she isn’t real’
‘Job interview coming up. I want to be as confident and good-looking as Shay. And even more than that, I want a job interview that ends with Shay fucking me over his desk.’
‘Just finished Rogue and there is no way Juhani, Violet and Melanie aren’t all three doing it. Hot naughty Templars.’
‘I just want to fuck both Evie Frye and Mary Beth Gaskill (RDR 2) like dirty Victorian prostitutes. One on top of the other as I take turns with their holes. By the end we’d all be panting and exhausted, with cum dripping from every one of the girls’ orifices.’
‘Shay and Ziio would look and sound so good together that I invented a whole alternate universe where they meet and fall in love and happily ever after happens.’
‘These days I’ve been craving to have a threesome with Haytham as a priest and Connor as a sexy demon vibes. 💖✨🛐’
‘I want Ezio‘s lips to kiss and lick my lips… And I don’t mean those from my mouth. 🤤🥴’
‘I am sure Shay writes his lovers filthy, beautifully detailed love letters when he is away. I am equally sure I would like to hear them in his voice.’
‘I want to have two “wolves” inside of me. One is TOKW!Ratonhnhaké:ton, the other is Geralt of Rivia.’
