After each game I finish of the AC series two things happen: 1: I cry feeling a giant hole has been ripped in me. 2: I think the assassins would gladly fill it for me //if you catch my drift// ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Confession [x]
‘I want Ezio to hold my ass as he fucks me in the rear whilst Connor is underneath me pounding my pussy. We all climax at the same time and my lower body is covered in their seed.’
“I want to see Jacob dancing to “Sexy and I know it” so badly. It’s a classic and it would be freaking hilarious!”
‘I want Evie to fist me while she sucks on my tits.’
‘When I finished playing AC: Syndicate I started having a lot of dirty dreams with Jacob Frye. The most frequent in my head is in which he and I are talking quietly and later he pushes me and undresses me quickly, kisses me, and we started having slow and passionate lovemaking…’
‘It is a true tragedy that the vast majority of our beloved Assassins (and Templars) lived before electricity, never mind the Sexual Revolution of the 1960’s, and have never had the chance to experience today’s marvelous flowering of sexual technology, either alone or with a lover.’
Indeed! This is why fanfiction is important IMO. We have the power break the rules and have our beloved characters live in time periods they would never have had the chance in canon. <3 It would be fun to explore how each of them would react to the liberal minds of the 20th and 21st centuries.
~ Signora Paola
I sometimes play music when I play any AC game and this one time when I was playing AC2 ‘Gravity’ by Coldplay came on. I soon started to get emotional and then I imagined that me and Ezio were once lovers. When he left I was so torn up about it. Years later he returns after he had seen Cristina (Ikr?). As the lyric goes, “Baby it’s been a long, long time.” He and I go to his old house in Firenze and he lays me on my back. “And I can’t stop thinking,” as we make out he slowly enters me, I look up at at his loving eyes and he kisses me on the neck and I give out a quiet moan. Still slowly thrusting I look to the side to see the window open and the beautiful background of a sunset in Firenze. I look back to see him gently kissing my breasts and touching them softly but then his thrusting increases. He picks me up and puts me on a table and continues to increase his speed. My legs wrap around him and he holds my hair as we both peak, I feel his warmth go through my body and I arch my back.
Confession [x]
Screencap credit [x]
‘The amount of sinful things that I would let Evie Frye do to my body is ridiculous *walks backwards in hell middle fingers up*’
‘I would love to be sandwiched between Connor Kenway and Jacob Frye. The rounds of sex will be known as The Revolutionary Sex war… and I am America.’
“Something tells me Evie would be AMAZING at dirty talk. She sneaks up behind you and whispers in your ear all the naughty things she wants to do to you. Gah. I need a moment”.
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