‘I have a fantasy that Jacob Frye and I meet on the streets of London. We bond over the years and when he finally takes me…I would have him keep his clothes on, my knees by my ears and I would just scream his name and he screams mine when we climax.’
Confession [x]
‘I love playing with the idea of having sex with Edward on some secluded beach under the sun. It’s hot as hell and the sand gets everywhere but who even has time to care about such things when we both fuck like it’s the last chance we’ll ever get. He gets me to orgasm so hard I really have to struggle to keep the screaming under at least some kind of control. Afterward he just lies on top of me all exhausted and I stroke his head lazily and it all just feels like heaven.’
‘I feel a little weirded out about this (especially since this is more for an AU than in the main series), but I want to have a sexy dance with stripper!Connor to ‘Partition’. I can just imagine myself on his lap and sensually grinding against him during the lyrics ‘Take all of me/I just wanna be the girl you like/the kinda girl you like’. I think I’d know I was doing something right if he leaves imprints on my ass.’
‘I want Ned to bang Jacob.’
‘I press my backside against Connor’s front and I kiss him as I guide his hand down my panties. He groans when he finds them completely soaked, and I break the kiss to murmur “Do you see what you do to me?” He kisses me without replying and then plunges his fingers in and I moan, causing his cock to harden and press against my ass. This time, he’s the one who breaks the kiss and whispers, “Yes, and now you can feel what you do to me.”’
‘I love to call Ben hornigold “Ben Hornygold”😂😈👅’
‘I found out it’s canon that Jacob is bisexual. I can’t help but imagine him, myself and Edward (he’s likely been there before 😉 ) making a sandwich.. they can fill in any of my holes. O/////O’
‘I keep wondering why everyone assumes that because Ratonhnhaké:ton is a virgin during the game he must be as pure as the driven snow. He probably has a *lot* of pent-up desire, but no opportunity to release any of it with anyone but himself, and I want to sit him down and go ‘make a list of all the kinky things you’ve been dreaming about, ‘cause we’re gonna do ‘em *all*.’’
‘When people ask about Jacob’s wife and child in the JTR DLC I always say, “He’s been a virgin for 40 years.” But in my mind I’m saying, “It would be a different story if I was around!” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’
