“I have a kink for role plays and I feel like Jacob has it too. We pretend that I’m his client and he must entertain me with one different role play every day. To make it more interesting we agreed to use an alphabet, so like when it’s D – he plays the doctor, when it’s T – he’s a strict teacher, etc. I believe that after a month of that sex sessions I’ll be sore as fuck. And I love it ;)”
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“I want Shay to walk in on me getting myself off. I’d be more than happy to let him finish the job…”
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‘I would love to fuck Jacob with a strap on, doing it with his legs above his head and my face millimeters from his. I’d love to watch him get dominated and become a sweaty, moaning mess.’
‘I know everyone is basically gaga over Jacob’s voice, but Evie’s voice is just as, if not more so, enchanting. Seriously. Her voice is so pleasing to hear and it just does things to me. Lord help me (and us all) if she starts talking dirty.’
‘I want a Jolly Jacob Hotdog with a side of Fryes.’
A huge thank to you to Signore Ezio for giving me this idea. This is also a shout-out to my fellow Filipinos (especially to @themoustachedgamer). May this confession make you forever associate the mighty Jolly Hotdog with Signore Frye. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
‘Okay last one. Sorry to spam your inbox full of food, but I hope it makes you hungry for sexy assassins ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I really just wanna pour spiced rum all over Anne’s bonnies and lick them off. I want to eat her out too like a tasty Tortuga Rum Cake.’
‘I want a big bowl of jambalya full of Aveline de Grandpré, and a side of Patience Gibbs-flavored Ben Yays’
OH of course I can’t forget about Connor: Since his birthday is coming up soon, I just wanna say that I wanna lick every part of him like a sweet birthday cake. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘I want Yusuf Tazim’s baklava.’
‘I want to lick Ezio’s pene penne pasta.’
– Ezio Auditore