“I bet Ezio takes dick like a goddamn champ, and probably puts on a hell of a show while he’s doing it, and fuck if it doesn’t make me want to plow him into the mattress every time I think about it.”
[X]
“Recently I’ve been dreaming about our beloved drunk pirate Edward, how he would “calm” me after a dangerous storm.”
Confessed by: mpmonteiro
[X]
“I happen to own a hookah and I don’t have a name for it yet but every time I’m smoking it and I put the hose in my mouth I always think about sucking Altair, Ezio or Jacob’s cock. Seriously I can’t choose…”
[X]
“I recently found out that I have a thing for older men. Guess what that made me prefer 42 years old Jacob just a little bit over the younger Jacob. He’s still sexy, if not even sexier, more mature and experienced… I’m sure he would be very patient and guiding when we make love for the first time and then I would gladly let him teach me… and I would obey all the orders he gives and in exchange I would let him do to me what ever he wants…”
Here’s a smug old Jacob to accompany your dirty confession, amore! Hope you like it!
~Claudia
[X]
“I just want Connor to stop trying to take care of everyone and everything but himself and to let me for once take care of him. I’d fulfill all his wishes and fantasies until there are no other thoughts in his head but a burning desire he’s more than willing to give in to. Just so I can see him relaxed and at ease for a while after we finished.”
[X]
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Confession [x]
“I want to give Crawford Starrick a nice relaxing massage with a happy ending.”
Confessed by: castielsangel-x
[X]
“Rebel Rebel by David Bowie could be a stripper song for one of the Assassins/Templars, like for when the lyric goes “hot tramp, I love you so!” They could pull one person from the crowd and give them a lap dance. I keep thinking the person best suited for this song is Ezio or Jacob.”
Here’s the song.
Confessed by: personalhealthcarerobot
[X]
“Feeling Connor pressed against me in a naked snuggle helps me sleep at night. Just the soft feel of his skin and the warmth of his cuddle is calming to me.”
Confessed by: thatbellagaze
[X]